old sheldon

@PFasico Nuh uh

Dato curioso Debido a que Choso es un objeto maldito, no puede reencarnar al contrario que Humanos y Maldiciones Significa que Choso y Yuki NO se encontraron en el más allá y sus almas JAMÁS se volverán a encontrar

Does anyone else not like profiles of people they think they’d never have a chance with or am I just a loser chud

Finally got over my GRUESOME skin condition gonna get back on the old dating apps and find me a spicy mamacita

Having hay fever sucks wdym the grass is attacking me

@Thatpotato33 oomf just posted let’s see what she s…

Kablooey

@fixxieee so friggin tuff

@martymediocre being chill is pretty chill

i’m stalking my girlfriends highlights like a disheveled 60yr old man and drooling sorry oomfs who are desperate for gf i want to post on my twitter about how much i love my gf because i love my gf send tweet

@VautismSpeaks Yeah I understand what those words mean in that order

It’s hard to reconcile our undeniable susceptibility to trends and peer pressure with our belief in a persistent Self but there’s no denying the twitter algorithm got me into pits

@WOLFSTEAX This is cool you should have nightmares more often

Painting of a nightmare I had recently.

I know every young celeb death is a surprise but Oliver tree dying is especially unreal to me

@fixxieee Don’t mess with us amazing digital gooners

people who jerk off to pomni piss me the fuck off stupid bullshit normie faps

@poppin1w3 trvthnvke

@martymediocre nets fans don't exist 😭

Imagine being a nets fan right now lol

@kikiballchange (in his whiny italian perv voice) “congratulations to the new york lakers for beating wembanana and winning the nfl, i will be inviting jamal brunson to join me in welcoming Benjamin Netanyahu on his 3 day visit to New York next Thursday”

can yall IMAGINE if andrew fucking cuomo was the mayor right now

NEW YORK SET FIRE TO SHIT NOW

@PunishedBones Oomf please lock in

I'm on my hands and knees begging every god I know of for 2 seconds of eye contact from her 🗿🗿

@veneratism Oomf is lil oomflet

5'7

POMNI IT'S GO TIME

I GOT HIM