Michael Atalla

Full conversation worth your time. johnkoetsier.com/agentic-enterp…

Daniel has us running a thought exercise at UiPath. Start the company over with two people. A seller and a builder. Who's the third hire? Forces a better question than "where do we cut."

AI will always tell you it can be trusted. Only a human can decide if that's true.

@alex Ah, yes. The “friends still text you” phase. Soon followed by the “you pretend to know what your friends are talking about on the off chance they mistakenly text you” phase.

@matalla trying to smile through my massive SMS backlog

Having a baby is a great way to fall behind on every part of your social life

@thurrott I have an open comms role if you’re looking. 😁😉

“Apple could reportedly release a HomePod with a display” Could reportedly. It’s either “could” or “will reportedly.” Seriously.

You may want to move your Product Manager closer to your customer.

@kclemson She knows. 😢

Over the last few months Lucy’s health has gotten much worse, and it has finally reached a point where it’s time… after five wonderful years with this amazing dog, tomorrow we will be saying goodbye I am absolutely broken 😭 😭 😭 destroyed I love you Lucy so damned much

@aiddya I feel bad for you. Thankfully, I am the parent of a 10 year old and 13 year old, so my children already know everything and are smarter than me which really relieves the pressure.

I thought we would escape the terrible twos but boy did we think wrong. Potty training has regressed and tantrums have increased. Please send your best advise

@aiddya This has sparked quite the morning coffee conversation in our kitchen, btw. 😁

@aiddya Father of a total maker girl here, 💯! But aren’t those autocompletes informed by common end user searches? I do not append “for girls” to the end of searches for my daughter. My completed purchases don’t create that data set. But clearly we are searching for things “for boys.”

Complete BS that we think train sets are for boys only

@alex Well, for now. When they get older you will also do dishes at this rate. Like, empty dishwasher, fill and run dishwasher immediately. Morning and night. Eventually, you will also shop at Costco every weekend, too.

Ah so I just do laundry every day now until I die?

I think they just ransomware.

How did the cybercriminals get away from the scene of the crime?

@buulam I just can’t resist bringing you into this one, @gregtaylor_msft. I know it’s all part of your master plan.

running a group Exchange calendar deserves a $500k/yr salary if you can do it properly without filling your own inbox full of auto-replies. seriously, its so confusing

@buulam I have good skin. It’s super deceiving. 😜

@matalla Ha - finding it hard to believe you were 18 in 1984…

Date yourself by posting a game that came out when you were 18

@buulam Maybe Duck Hunt? 😆

@matalla Lol surely not

Twitter going offline is going to be like the last episode of The Sopranos.

Holding the camera? 😁