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Can't go to Besiktas and not do one of these 😂 #ComeToBesiktas @turkishsoccer @Turkish_Futbol1 @BesiktasEnglish

@TottenhamTiers "My house is on fire, and while calling for a fire engine might give you a nice immediate feeling..." 🤡

“The injured players are coming back, and while making a stress purchase might give you a nice immediate feeling, there’s no point in signing players who can’t help us in either the short or long term.” - Johan Lange, February 4, 2026. #LangeOut #VinaiOut

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as our new Men’s Head Coach on a long-term contract, subject to work permit. 🔗 thfc.pro/4m1IutG

Igor Tudor saying goodbye to the Spurs squad:

Joe Hart is all of us. #GKUnion

@SpursArmyTweets Motivation brought to you via Comic Sans Bold font.

Xavi Simons via Instagram. 📲

WE DIDN’T LOSE A FOOTBALL MATCH!!!

@SpursOfficial @EASPORTSFC I'd probably go with the ten or so players we have fit and available.

Who makes your squad for today's trip to Anfield? 📋 🔗 thfc.pro/squadselector 🎮 @EASPORTSFC

@LASTEXITshirts There’s no fog!!!

"Your fog lamps are on!" My film recommendation for tonight is 'Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa', starting at 23:45 on BBC One. "I'll be asking, which is the worst monger? Fish, iron, rumour, or war?" - Jamie

@solventspurs @FabrizioRomano Screw that. Forget about that. I don’t wanna think about anything like that.

🚨BREAKING: Igor Tudor’s job as head coach of #THFC is at serious risk. The club’s dream managerial appointment is now Roberto De Zerbi, but a deal could be difficult, as sources in Italy suggest he is currently “going nowhere”. [@FabrizioRomano]

Could get a game at CB on Sunday... 😐

Romero and Palhinha both missing the Liverpool game because they clashed heads with each other in the last minute of a 5-2 loss. This season is simply not real. Stuff is happening to us that has never happened in football. Relentless. Beyond Spursy.

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot'. A measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song...

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

Igor Tudor coming in to save Tottenham:

@SkySportsNews Team bus getting caught speeding on the A10.

Where can Spurs pick up points from their remaining Premier League fixtures? 🤔

“The ball is gonna come to you… swing at it with your left foot, miss, then fall over.” #Kinsky

Sack him, and sack him tonight

3-0 before I’ve even even seen second goal on my stream. Played lads. And you were upset that Kinsky was linked with a loan to West Ham?!?

I know we say things in the heat of the moment, but a guy in the South stand last night screamed "use your hands, what's wrong with you?!" at Vicario when he was three yards outside his box. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Finally a win!