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@SkyNews Shame he has to relocate to a new country

Iceland offers job to Waitrose worker sacked for tackling Easter egg thief trib.al/aa0Tmad

@PolitlcsUK @politicshome Should ban them from public sale and only professional companies with a licence and a permit from council can set them off

🚨 NEW: The Government is considering new laws on the public sale of fireworks, including reducing the noise limit, amid concerns about the impact on pets [@politicshome]

@RFCLatest @ramy_abousetta What was the context though?

Andy Rinomhota was set to be named in the squad for the home game against Wigan. His kit was prepared in the dressing room ahead of the team announcement but was replaced by another player before kick-off. [@ramy_abousetta] 🫣 Top man management that. #readingfc

@ElmParkRoyals Not exactly like Lincoln no. But we need to be smart, fit, clued up, effective, and have a threat, none of which we have and they had in abundance.

We’re recording the podcast later today and you’ll be shocked to hear it’s probably not going to be that upbeat…. Question👇🏻 Would you like to see us play like Lincoln next season? Because they’ve smashed the league despite having the lowest possession in L1 #readingfc

@adamReadingFC Also to mention Stevenage 85’ 1 point dropped too

90+6’ Lincoln 90+6’ Huddersfield 90+6’ Port Vale 90+6’ Bolton 90+3’ Exeter Unacceptable. Absolutely atrocious, 11 points dropped. #readingfc

@ElmParkRoyals Also why change the full backs again? Nyambe was doing great and even ran round the pitch back to the bench so it wasn’t fitness. He then shifted everyone over, burns at RB, Dorset LCB goal came from left back area again!

Now watched it back. Terrible defending for the first goal and Joel probably should do better. That’s a pen on DK Wing wonder strike Second goal Keane is dreadful and then we’ve got 5 players within 10 metres of each other but zero LB. Head loss from the team…..AGAIN

@JR_1871 That worked well…..

A pre-match huddle on the pitch before today’s game. #readingfc

@UKLabour Hardly poverty when many of the families are earning more than me that Works. We can’t afford to have more children whilst many that the state is paying for can have more and then get more welfare. do you not see the irony. Genuinely you need your head checking.

From today, the two child limit is lifted. That means 450,000 children will no longer grow up in poverty.

@WorkElizab Because neither are real and it’s made up

I wonder 🤔🤔

@GMB What about people who work? What do they get?

The two child benefit limit has been officially scrapped today, as part of a range of welfare reforms coming into force as the new financial year kicks in. The amount pensioners receive will also go up - by nearly 5%. Those claiming Universal Credit will get a boost too.

All that work to concede a goal like that, come on man! #readingfc

@ElmParkRoyals Must not lose for me.

Is today a must win, or a must not lose? Guess it depends on what the result on Monday ends up being. Massive game either way, best six weeks of the EFL season kick off today.

@DailyMail Anyone who thought this was safer needs their head checking

Vaping is linked to lung and mouth cancer in major study, as experts warn: 'It is NOT safer than smoking' trib.al/c1IQ2nZ

@Keir_Starmer What fighting have you done for our living standards?

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

@GBNEWS Also bcos the gov taxes are based on % they are also increasing their income and profiteering

Petrol and diesel drivers suffer at UK pumps while European nations slash tax and VAT on fuel gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars…

@EdRyding Agreed, and do you know the best bit, I think half of those goals have been headers!

Stepping in for the league’s best striker was never going to be easy, but in the seven games that we’ve been without Jack Marriott, Kelvin E has stepped up with six goals and been a handful for defenders 🥶 Couldn’t be happier for big Kelv - one of our own 💙 #readingfc

@ElmParkRoyals Think will go to the wire Stevenage have to play also Bradford, Bolton and Lincoln. Hudds have us, Wycombe, Cardiff, Bolton Wycombe have Stockport, Bradford, hudds, Lincoln. Plymouth Bolton, bradford Last 3 seasons 6th has got 77,76,78 points. Likely be much lower this year

6 games to go, Reading are on 61 points. Games at home vs Lincoln, Cardiff and Blackpool. Away to Huddersfield, Doncaster & Rotherham. How many points needed for top 6, how many will we get? I’m saying we need 13/18 to sneak it perhaps even on GD, & we’ll get 13 exactly.

@wearetherace @XPBImages Should have gone Mercedes. Now not enjoying near the back wants to leave. He is super talented, but sounds a little salty

Max Verstappen has admitted he has a decision to make about his F1 future due to his lack of enjoyment with the current rules. After getting eliminated in Q2 in Japan, Verstappen said he has “a lot of stuff personally to figure out”.

@SkySportsNews Why even is this news? Who cares

BREAKING: Ligue 1 have postponed PSG's game against Lens. PSG play Liverpool in the quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League 🌍

@BBCSport Who buys this shit!

It costs £123 to buy a child the new England World Cup shirt and shorts 👕 The price of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland kits have gone up too.