maya | future jersey resident era

had dan and phil sign my thesis lol

@mirabellahhh ur killing it

@mirabellahhh i would’ve given up a lot sooner probably so

@mirabellahhh this transit map is erotic to me

drinking red wine in an under the sea themed bar, going to go smoke a cigarette by a canal after this. tomorrow i go to see tulip fields

home economics you will always be famous

at the yellow exhibit at the van gogh museum and paige just muttered “all of this yellow is reminding me of hollanov’s kitchen in that one fic where they live in switzerland”

CAFE ZUPAS

cutting your hair when you’re stressed is the same feeling as when you’re drunk and you run away from your friends. so freeing

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room. “she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the third row stands ryland grace.

🫦

they could not put my horny ass on the hail mary 🤣🤣🤣

was talking to someone at a party and he said he was moving to “the city”. i said “what city” and he said “new york city.” brother we live in utah you cannot say “the city” and mean new york

@dabinski123 they genuinely are testing me for lupus 😭 i have family history

ive been experiencing mystery fatigue and pain etc for two months now and they don’t know what’s wrong with me. i wake up every day feeling like i ran a marathon and slept 3 hours and nothing i do helps. anyways let’s hope my bloodwork this week shows something

@shekeepsmeburn twt got big at my school too and when i ended up meeting a lot of ppl irl they were like “oh no way you’re maya from twitter”

during covid twt had a huge surge in popularity at my college and everyone got on it and then we got back to school and a bunch of ppl only knew each other from twt so you’d have to be like “ugh butch oat milk said the dumbest fucking thing in queer and trans writing today”

Drinking fucking beer and watching fucking basketball

fuck my stupid tiger life

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of the University of Pennsylvania in my life

and this would be after i drive 8 hours solo. anyways if anyone in new jersey wants to care for a delightful angel of a black cat for 3ish weeks in may/june please hit me up

best option rn is looking like 28 hours in the car with my dad. i don’t think him and i could carry a conversation for 28 minutes

trying to figure out the logistics of my cross country move with furniture, a car, and a cat