Jess✨

I love Maura but her squealing drives me insane #ImACeleb

You could not pay me enough money to be one of those poor people in the back who pretend to laugh at Ant & Dec #ImACeleb

I don’t want Black Friday deals for shops, I want Black Friday on the housing market, thank you xoxo

Finally watched @thevaccines set at Glasto this morning and sobbed seeing my teenage years on telly. I’m now 25 and pregnant with the girl name for our baby being from a song by The Vaccines and everything feels full circle 🥺🤍

My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper mental, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop, and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot distance to one of the other buildings. I said, "Jim, there's no way you'll make that jump."

Decided to play sims for the first time in months and just realised how many people must be freaking out seeing Ash is online 🤣

Stupidly slept through the F1 and woke up to see Max, Lewis and George DNF with Carlos P1?!?! Am I actually awake?!

Thought this was gunna be my year but I can’t afford Stevie Nicks tickets 🙃

“2000s songs are as old as 80s songs were in the 2000s.”

It’s funny how I used to think about finding love and getting married and having a family when I was younger but now the real achievement is simply making it through an entire week without a mental breakdown lmao

World Book Day is the Met Gala for kids 😂

The way the Asda George / Stacey Solomon range has me in a choke hold. Take all my money

the amount of people who think that telling me that BPD, my own diagnosis, isn’t real and somehow think that’ll help me baffles me. all you’re doing is invalidating me and the thousands others who struggle. don’t believe in it? don’t like the term? keep it between you and those who agree with you. keep it THE HELL AWAY from me.

Staying alive when everything in your brain is telling you to give up and that you’re not needed in this world, takes a strength some will never understand. So if you won that war with your mind today - or any day - I’m proud of you. This world is better off with you here.

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my vagine but okay.

Today is the last day of being 24 and I am panicking. I don’t want to be 25 tomorrow, I haven’t done anything I was meant to do by 25. More to the point, I don’t want to be referred to as “mid-to-late twenties”🤢😩🙃