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Tinder isn’t really working out, but what else am I gonna do? Go outside and get rejected to my face?
I’m no Johnny Bravo
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Clearance Andy Samberg
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“Generic PNW guy with dog”
Washington, USA เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2018
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“In America they close and lock the pools because they have no money to maintain them and when kids break into the pools they fly helicopters around at great expense to film and shame them”
WBAL NewsRadio 1090 and FM 101.5@wbalradio
Several children were caught breaking into one of the many Baltimore City pools that remain closed with their gates chained. The break-in was caught on Monday. Footage details the children breaking in, setting up "camp", and entering the water along with a scooter.
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Everybody should watch this so we can finally end this debate.
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Writers: "Let me show you our funny signs!"
Actors: "Let me show you how to cut a promo"
matt rorabeck@mattrorabeck
go off sean gunn twitter.com/juno_stump/sta…
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So you're telling me chokeholds are attempts to murder people?
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL
Ohio man charged with attempted murder after placing Florida police officer in chokehold at Orlando airport
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MAGA: Canceling student loans is immoral. This is why we need a Govt based on the Bible
Deuteronomy 15: “At the end of every seven years you must cancel debts. This is how: Every creditor shall cancel any loan they have made.”
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible
#CancelStudentDebt
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Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr
GOP: So go to college
W: I can't afford $100K tuition
GOP: Take out loans
W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest
GOP: No one forced you to go to college
W: But you just said—
Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!
GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut
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Come to think of it, why should Americans who do not drive pave YOUR roads? Why should Americans w/o businesses pay for PPP loans? Why should Americans w/o tornadoes pay for others' damages? Why should Americans pay YOUR salary? #CancelStudentDebt
Sen. Marsha Blackburn@MarshaBlackburn
210 million Americans do not have student loan debt. Why should these Americans, many of whom did not attend college, pay the bills of those who voluntarily assumed such debt?
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Student debt cancelation is “unconstitutional,” but Supreme Court justices receiving bribes from billionaires is ok?
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If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court
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Haters will see you riding a wyvern and say “ain’t no dragon though”
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