Michael Chacey

@NickSeam Fletch reboot with Donald Glover

@NickSeam It’s like Sophie’s choice, but set during end stage capitalism

@hexidecima I am visiting next week. Please hold off on any volcano related activities until such a time as I have returned home

I kinda want to take a nap or possibly throw myself into a volcano. Not sure which, just yet.

@hexidecima Sorry, but taken out of context, this reads like a haiku about constipation

Sitting downtown, and thinking I’ve probably been stood up. Poo.

@NickSeam Got it

@pulmmatt Chacey 2020: seriously is it Lunchtime?

Exline 2020 - We Just Need Some Blood

@Skepticscalpel Everyone is credentialed (including reps), there is no specific consent for reps, students... it says “credentialed personal” or something close to that.

Question for operating room staff, anesthesiologists/anesthetists, and surgeons. Does your hospital require the patient’s written consent for any observer present in the OR—such as device salesmen, pre-med students, QI personnel etc? Thank you.

@NickSeam Men’s Rights Activist???

@medicalaxioms I first read this as CPR rather than CRP which makes it a very different question.

A CRP is not a good diagnostic test for most things but it is an essential part of the management of what conditions?

@NickSeam I have had a blast making these. We have made 1 a day since March 15th

As we argue about @GuyFieri and the merits of FlavorTown

@AbbieBegnaud Square feet of living space in quarantine. Presence of personal yard/ Garden. High speed internet price and availability

I’m interested in studying #HealthDisparities in #COVIDー19 ... help me brainstorm 💡 what should I be sure to consider? Yes, I am aware there are discrepancies in definition so to be clear, I mean health #inequity

@AbbieBegnaud @zoom_us I’m reminded of the Nissan kid... (whispers) “zoom zoom”

Getting myself psyched for 3 hours of @zoom_us meetings! How you do get ready to Zoom?

We had some down time so paid tribute to @funnyordie boss Will Ferrell

It's possible in the coming days that specialists may be called upon to help out our critical care colleagues, so I thought I'd share a few tips for my fellow ophthalmologists on how to manage a ventilator. Hope this helps...

@hexidecima 2,000 give or take

How many bananas have you eaten at this point in your life, would you estimate?

@hexidecima Not me. I hate stuff

When I finally flip out and run off into the woods, does anyone want my stuff?

@susie_carroll They said saw the blindfold and said “quick guys, while she can’t see us. Let’s crime!”