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@CrabJulian I have dishonored my family and will be moving to the woods (Mill Valley)

@michael_slevin Dangee is my middle name

Department of Public Safety implies the existence of a Department of Private Dangee

I could make a half court shot within 5-10 tries easily at any time

Breaking news: Forza Horizon 6 will be based in Sunnyvale, California. No not the Bay Area. No the mountains aren't included. No not that part either. Literally just Sunnyvale. Can't wait to smash through orchards and jump over the In N Out on El Camino.

The city of LA loves unprotected left turns

Billboards in LA to me are like billboards in SF to non tech people. What do they MEAN

Seattle’s Best implies the existence of Seattle’s Worst

tomorrow is my last day at the job i spent 24/7 thinking about for the last 2 years. bittersweet. sad to move on and excited to start something new.

@blakesley_ 6mt or dct?

The best.

@tweetsbycolin Jeremy Clerkson

What should we name the Clerk van? Suggestions welcome!

monday 11am headphones just died at work am i allowed to go home

yeah im an investor.....investing into a few beers after work #vc #investor #funding

@CrabJulian is this a kreayshawn reference

1 big broom full of stiff bristles

@CrabJulian guy from boston confronting his engine builder who he believes to be evil

“WICKED TUNA” on the tv. sounds like a dating show from 1994

@BAERA_WRM Can you share pics of what each item is? Specifically the digital destination sign vs the side digital sign!

Own a piece of SF history while helping save Muni #1534! In limited stock we're selling control consoles, front/side destination boards, and interior displays! All items can be picked up at our museum—shipping at buyer's expense. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

naming my firstborn son "Righteous Lord Governor Gavin Newsom"

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “they’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you”

no one has been able to explain to me why we need the ability to generate photorealistic images apart from "to be creepy" or "for doing crime"

@PluginHyBrad What about foodservice-style hairnets? amazon.com/ZMDREAM-Dispos…

@michael_slevin Gotta be open face for marketing video capture

Maybe the hive mind can help me out in a time of need... I need to buy these helmet-share headsocks, but K1 is sold out. Where on earth do people buy these? I've been searching for an hour! k1racegear.com/collections/he…