miles’ d 🙏

@jacobmakes_jpg @mammaloiiid agreed!

@milesd__ @mammaloiiid saugerties has way better to offer than that socially stunted imbicile

i dont have hate in my heart for jimmy fallon. i just dont

@mammaloiiid hes just an awkward guy from saugerties trying his best

@milesd__ He is a vile vile man

@mamaloiii sweet n salty

New snack I just invented yall wouldnt get it

theres a conspiracy against us

insane to me that the chess candidates tournament is being held at the same toronto venue where i saw J Mascis on like a 20mg edible

We the most honky white boys at dim sum 📍 Bay Ridge Brooklyn

@mosherski 🫡

@milesd__ better post pancake this am

@mosherski me too

Having pancakes for breakfast again tomorrow 💕

@mosherski just tried this on a burger, very good

I think i invented a new condiment which is mayonnaise dill relish and chili crunch

@Noogie13 idk man!

i keep having dreams that my cat gives virgin birth to a furry monstrosity that dwells around the house

woman at the bakery getting herself a treat for snl tonight 🔥

@So1han 😞😞😭 fiiiinneeee, guess ill suffer

i want to scroll telepathically

air canada gives you either the most delicious, scrumptious little biscoff cookies or the driest, gnarliest pretzels you've ever had in you're life. you have no control over what you get

@RonakNair true, no butter tho :(

i left a piece of bread in my hot car for 8 hours and it turned into a perfect piece of toast

theyre blasting mitski at the dump rn…