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Wdym veins on my hands turn you on ?????

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@InsideLucysHead Old but gold

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there... A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.” The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.” The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!” The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.” The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.” The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!” The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American doctors, always want to amputate. Make more money that way. No need to amputate!” “Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims. “Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself!”

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@Bulvarpress It all points to the boss earning more and paying the workers less now he has a random customer to blame for it

ABD’de bir müşteri, 612 dolarlık restoran hesabına yalnızca 9 dolar bahşiş bıraktığını ve Amerikada tip kültürünün bir saçmalık olduğunu savundu: “Bahşiş kuralları sanki değiştirilemezmiş gibi davranılıyor. 612 dolarlık bir yemek hesabım vardı ve bir anda sırf toplam tutar yüksek diye 120 dolardan fazla bahşiş bırakmam bekleniyordu. Masaya aynı tabaklar taşındı, aynı içecekler dolduruldu, masada aynı süre geçirildi ama nedense garsonun kazancını menü fiyatları belirliyor. 9 dolar bahşiş bıraktım, bu da birkaç saatlik hizmet için gerçek bir para. Ancak sanki yazılı olmayan bir kuralı çiğnemişim gibi ortamın havası bir anda değişti. Ardından müdür yanıma gelip ‘sektör standartlarından’ bahsetmeye başladı. Daha pahalı bir yemek sipariş etmek ne zamandan beri daha fazla emek harcandığı anlamına geliyor? 50 dolarlık bir yemek yerine 20 dolarlık bir yemek söylersem tabak bir anda daha mı ağır oluyor? İyi hizmet aldığımda bahşiş veririm ancak restoran daha pahalı olduğu için bahşişin otomatik olarak yüzdelik bir ek ücrete dönüşmesi gerektiğini düşünmüyorum. Sizce bu adil mi, yoksa artık buna o kadar alıştık ki sorgulamayı mı bıraktık?” dedi.

Hi Isaac, “Black folks” aren’t hated. Hood rat, ghetto folks are hated. The type of people Chris Rock described in his “black folks vs n-words” monologue. I mean, to be fair, black folks hate “n-words” too. I’m black and I don’t want to be anywhere near them. I’ll tell you what would help… less tweets like what you just sent out. The self-victimization and “poor me” syndrome is tired. No one wants to listen to it anymore. No one cares. In 2026, we’re all just trying to provide for ourselves and our families. No one is interested in your sob story. As my mother told me awhile back, get over it. Now if you’ll excuse me, my (white) neighbors can’t stop throwing my family good bye dinners and giving me unsolicited hugs. If they hate me for being black, they’re doing a really weird job of showing it.

@TheLaurenChen I initially thought the assault happened in France

I'm sorry but what the hell is a woman thinking taking a vacation in Pakistan

@Uniquekatie02 Yeah lol

U a weird Nigga if u showing yo homies yo gf nudes

Universe I dropped it here!

Good morning x

@soymidnaart You can't tell a paedophile from looks

ojala los hombres odiaran tanto a los pedofilos como odian a las gordas

maybe one day i won't care about anyone's wellbeing no more maybe then I will be free and be able to live life goodnight Mutuals you all keep me going🤝🤝

@Fimiye @Figorankin "as you young like this"

Old people hate when you're young and tired 😹

@AlexanderLotus Bitches be lying uno

Honestly sucks when you find out you’re her “rapist”. In my late teens I was occasionally with a girl who I later found out had a long time boyfriend, when I met the guy he wanted to fight me over it until I showed him my text messages with her.

@ChampRDS Wait until he finds out who Jesus Christ is going to save at the end…. lol prime example of someone who uses Jesus Christ’s name to do the exact opposite of what the Bible says…. Little inbred motherfucker is going to learn 💯 YOU CANNOT FIGHT GOD

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event: "I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation. [Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever." (via @mmamania)

@TonyLaneNV The media made this seem like a black vs white people war

WATCH: Protesters stormed the home of Vickrum Digwa’s family in Southampton, England after his murder conviction. Digwa was sentenced to life in prison with a minimum of 21 years for stabbing 18-year-old Henry Nowak to death in December 2025. Then listen to what comes next - this is the emergency call Digwa made after the stabbing claiming to be the victim. Telling operators Nowak had racially abused him and attacked him first. The court determined every single word of it was a lie. While Digwa was on that call Henry Nowak was dying on the street. He told officers nine times he could not breathe and four times he had been stabbed. Officers handcuffed him instead of helping him. His last words were “Please brother I can’t breathe.” His killer lied. His killer was believed. His killer’s mother hid the murder weapon. Justice for Henry Nowak. For educational and informational purposes only. All views are my own 📹 IG/migrationcrisiswatch

Do not send your un-copyrighted designs to a millionaire lol

@tenchim_1119 Shoot your shots directly, being ambiguous feels sneaky

広告塔のゆいぴすちゃんより責任とるべき人たちいると思うんですけど

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