cognitive dissident ❤️‍🔥

@crushkillcrush Did it work? I wish my phone wasn’t a phone

Removed the Phone App from my homescreen

@tonisoprana Lovely! Don’t be shy

deleted bc i got shy but whatever do u guys like when toni soprana sings tiktok.com/t/ZTkRFas13/

@A1ex85_ @ick_real And never hear the same song twice!

@ick_real Bob Dylan

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@FartBarterer @indiehamlet He’s that good

@indiehamlet Timothee Chalamet temporarily becoming 6"3 for a shot

you're aura farming? you're about to erase 61 billion people and you're aura farming?

@maurythesecond Steadi-cam operator?

Maury got a new gig

@wildcattinwow @heykazmo Watched Peaky Blinders and he looked kinda handsome. Maybe just Cillian rubbing off on him tho

@bobdylanknows I will, but you may have to remind bdl

if i change my layout will you guys remember me

@Alcedo_atthis3 @bobdylanlover63 I’m shocked at how many I don’t know it’s the never ending catalogue

@bobdylanlover63 I swear i only get the match up of either two songs i dont know or having to pick my favorite child

THE BDL 4 PART ANNOUNCEMENT! 1 The highly anticipated and criticly acclaimed screenplay MAX CAPACITY has been officially published for ur reading "pleasure," completely for free. It has been the love child of me and my buddy Steve for allmost 8 years now, so please check it out!

@WaltzingMtilda Just add more cheese

I'm making mac-n-cheese and when I went to dump the noodles a bunch of them missed the colander and landed in the sink and I was like to heck with that I'm not giving up that many noodles so I scooped them up We're not gonna die from sink noodles Probably

@payinblood I Still use an old actor trick - close your eyes for a couple seconds before turning off the light. Speeds up the dilation of your pupils, so when you open your eyes they have adjusted to the dark

how did people get around their house at night after turning off the lights without a phone flashlight

@J1NX3D4LIFE Tbh i haven’t been as moved by a film in years like i was moved by Arrival, BR49, and the Dune films. I love Nolan too but outside of maybe interstellar he scratches my brain, but not my heart/soul

I’ve never understood the criticisms of Villeneuve’s movies being “soulless”, because man I gotta tell you. I feel so many emotions every single time I rewatch his movies. Whether it’s a Sci-Fi like Dune, a crime thriller like Sicario, or a murder mystery like Prisoners.

@SteveRydell82 Im not gonna, but i should

i need to get sober

@crushkillcrush @maurythesecond Not fair. Cant even tell you to fuck off in an interesting way

@millihag @maurythesecond ngl I feel sharper than ever

Maury’s mind has been very quiet lately

@crushkillcrush Uncomfortably squirming as i type

Noticed that some guy Blocked me without any sort of fallin out/weird shit & while that’s kinda *iffy hand motion* (“who has a problem with crushkillcrush????”) at the end of the day I respect doin what you have to do bc I recognize that the sheer magnitude of me makes ppl uncomf

@tonisoprana @b1ondeath Had a close friend (I thought) who completely ghosted me outta nowhere for over a YEAR. Tried a few texts, etc but nothing. So i “let it go.” She texted on my birthday like nothing had happened. Texted back (kept it lite) and said at the end “I miss you.” Nothing since then.

@b1ondeath ik i need a full five page essay

i hate missing someone u no longer talk to

@tonisoprana @tyaswaluya Pretty much

@tyaswaluya is this what dune is abt ? @millihag

Make your floor better by using this method

“2026 is gonna be my year” Me in March:

@bobdylanlover63 Sure do. Ive been the guy too

@millihag I get him and I get her,do u get me?

What’s the phrase I’m looking for somethign like “I have multiple pots on the stove right now”

@bobdylanknows @bobdylanlover63 @USA_Polling CA or PA?

@millihag @bobdylanlover63 @USA_Polling my gov has a higher percentage than your gov (but he SUCKS)

Democratic Presidential Polling: Buttigieg: 21% Harris: 15% Newsom: 13% Shapiro: 10% Sanders: 6% Pritzker: 5% Booker: 4% AOC: 4% Moore: 2% Khanna: 2% TPSI / March 20, 2026