Michael Islip

@BrokenBiros I heard it yesterday in a shop!

Frying up some big old fritters lads. Just like the old days of Twitter.

@BrokenBiros Mine is usually worse over the summer but awful at the mo!

@BrokenBiros Is it a weather thing do you think? Mine has gone wild this week too.

Thinking about jet-washing the patio this weekend.

[Groove Armada voice] Where’s the pork pies at?

DEAR SONOS YOUR APP IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER USED THANKS YEAH MIKE

@retalsp We’re off to see the eliminator on Saturday so hopefully more of the same

@mislip 4 years is a long way off but it’s obviously a lovely thing to see her name in a team filled with huge names like that. Bowling Sciver Brunt today will do for now.

Just my daughter bowling Heather Graham is n The Hundred and barely celebrating as Stuart Broad sings her praises. No big deal.

@retalsp That is massive. Has four years to work on a trademark celebration.

All on the day she was named in a possibles team for the Olympics, NO BIG FUCKING DEAL!

Jan & Dean appreciation tweet

@Badger5000 @zemblamatic We need so much more Creedence rn

New York Groove is such an underrated song. Absolute tune.

@retalsp Ha yes. Like a left handed Terry Alderman.

@mislip Smashing your Northern Diamonds’ Captain’s stumps all over the park can work both ways.

We’re in London again. The streets are NOT paved with gold and not everyone is good looking, far from it.

@retalsp That Slater looks like she can bowl a bit though.

@mislip Good games spectacle wise, terrible results.

@retalsp Thanks.

@mislip I waved

@kasiakatie Amazing. I was listening to some Dylan the other day and my daughter started singing Bye Bye Lil' Sebastian over the top...

Any Parks & Rec fans, you can actually listen to Mouse Rat on Spotify 😆

@retalsp I’ll ask one of the kids if they can be bothered

@mislip Well you could at least wave..

@retalsp We do too. Imagine we won’t see you there.

@mislip It’s just fantastic, the women just love playing in front of crowds like that. We have great seats as well.

@retalsp Can't believe all the games are sold out. Amazing scenes.

@mislip Absolument.