Smallie

Giving 3 people who retweet this 1,000 $doge coin

anyone else feeling sad today for no apparent reason?

I swear to god I’m through even I believe it then I run into you and I no longer mean it

I've been in but I think I gotta get out

nothing lasts forever, and that’s okay

To go with that, car insurance companies are the most BS industries. Literally costing me about 15x my home insurance and I have a completely clean driving record. Being an adult sucks

#serviceontario is the biggest waste of time ever. Not only was I given a wrong ticket, but I could easily do this process online and with less of a headache. Switch these processes to online and save everyone some anger

LOL ME RE FUCKEN TWEET

Pretty sure 99% of my problems can be solved by jumping in Lake water

Y'all should fucken understand my feelings for @cameronamek the wasteman of the century. Cam, I miss you every day and I wish you were still with us. Drinks on you next time. I love you.

My mom came over for dinner in Lilly Pulitzer and if that doesn't explain that being a basic white girl is hereditary I don't know what does

I saw a shooting star and I thought of you

be proud of yourself for how hard you’re trying

Friendly reminder not to take walking for granted

Even after rewatching #brooklynNineNine about a thousand times, I am still so impressed with how it deals with racism and sexism realistically. Humour and education on important matters is not mutually exclusive.

Let's run away and don't ever look back

Live life with love, not regret

the universe listens

Think this just shows you can't just argue with stupid