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Ákandè
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OMOLUABI 💯🇳🇬 African Society| Culture| Leadership Asking uncomfortable questions Nigerians avoid Conversations over insults
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In UK..
SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Waooo, l hope you said thank you?
SON: Yes mum... 😁
IN USA..
SON: Mum, my friends sister gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Waaaooooo that is good I hope you said thank you?
SON: Yes mum. 😀
IN NIGERIA..
SON: Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
(Mummy screams): Haaaa!!! Jeeeeesu!!! Mokuu oooo.. Omo yi ti pami o. 🙆🙆
When? By Who? Where? How? [slaps]
How many times? [slaps again]
Didn't I tell you not to collect something from strangers again?
Now go and drink 'Anointing oil' and drink 'omi adura' to wash it down...
Awon Ebi baba e lo ma ko ba.
Oni jeku je omo ale. Egbon baba e lo fi jo.. 😂😂😂

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@realwolog Lolzzz with your 5k followers that can disappear anyhow
Where will your engagements come from ?
Everyone is useful
Stop being myopic
Unverified will be verified too one day
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@Kgadi_yaMoloto There's actually no way your urine won't foam, if you piss in a basin or WC
But some of us will no agree
Try it and see
Doctors have ways of engaging their customers
You can't go to a clinic and do a test and ever be free no matter how healthy you seem
It's a game
Wake up
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Kidney Disease Awareness:
Before urinating, flush the toilet first, once clean water has returned, urinate(pee). If you see foam/bubbles report it your provider.
Persistent or thick, soapy bubbles indicate proteinuria—protein leaking into urine—which warrants medical evaluation for potential kidney disease


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Ellon has started paying and we are seeing big accounts coming to show us their pay, what are the small accounts doing? We are here congratulations and celebrating them making the big account to have more views and comments and we neglect the small accounts, we the small accounts should help each other to grow and get more visibility....

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I don't think the people wailing about Nigeria today know what this woman did back in 2014. Yet they blame APC for all their problems.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
Ex-Petroleum Minister, Diezani spotted in UK, fully recovered from canc£r.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goose and Gander
OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬@OurFavOnlineDoc
Who are the criminals making these videos 😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The only group of Nigerian leaders that live by that stupid 'One Nigeria' mantra are Yoruba leaders.
Yoruba leaders are the only ones who pander and sometimes place the interests of others above their own people...to appear as just and believers of 'One Nigeria'
This gave migrants the audacity to make demands that benefit their tribes, talk down on their achievements while hyping their own leaders' mediocrity.
Such people with little or no sense of conservatism have no business in any elective position in Yoruba land, starting from 2027.
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I remb when the blue train was going through testing which was part of the standard procedure to ensure safety.
The fuuls came online to spread a propaganda that 3-4 people were pushing the train because it stopped working when it was not a toy train and some Omoale Yoruba joined in that propaganda as well😪😪😪
Same train has become a destination for content creation and excursions…you need to visit during rush hour and see how they will be running and rushing to jump on it…
They are all praising Alex Oti for a beverage company that looked like a Food Tech Project from a Polytechnic suffering from inadequate funds but wants you to diss Ooni of Ife Ojaja’s Bottling Company, a fully automated beverage company….Continue ooo😞😞😞😞…
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