Martin Johnson

@KevyBones @Scaramucci Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@Scaramucci Wearing the same shoes isn’t embarrassing tho. You might be right but I don’t see it in this instance. It’s like a company asking employees to all wear the same polo at a conference, imo

The humiliation is the point. He laughs at them behind closed doors. Little tests to see how much they're willing to embarrass themselves for him.

@acnewsitics @general_ben Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I think she'll shake it off.

@ItsTaz1989 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

With a decent Tory leader this could -- with some luck -- be a one term Labour government.

@SamanthaTaghoy @pritipatel Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Britain’s first female Prime Minister. And Britain’s next female Prime Minister.

@TheGhostSleepi1 Hahahahahahaha CFA hahahahaha content-free analysis hahahahahahahahahahahaha

@AndrewBowie_MP Hmm. Train services the laughing stock of the world. Health and other services going backwards and costing a fortune for stop-gap measures. Unresolved problems ad infinitum in your hands. You gaslight Mr Bowie. Sort yourselves out. Then tell the grownups what they are doing wrong

Making pensioners freeze, slashing services, cutting defence projects, increasing rail fares and raising tax all to fund inflation busting pay deals for Trade Union donors are political *choices* made by Labour. They are choosing to placate their union donors over everyone else.

@CeeMacBee Hahahahahahahaha 0,6%. Really? Stellar growth. All of a sudden. Swinging the election? It would be funny if it wasn’t.

Why, oh why did Sunak call the election in June? Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

@VictoriaAtkins 10%? 20%? 30%? No? 1% even? Still lying with statistics and still taking us all for fools. Focus on getting your own house in order and do us a service by creating a proper opposition out of the shocking shambles you were and remain.

You inherited the fastest growing economy in the G7 in the first six months of 2024.

@Jeremy_Hunt Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Today’s cut will be welcome news for millions of homeowners and shows that Labour inherited a stronger economy which was on the right track. In government, we took difficult decisions that cut inflation from 11.1 per cent to the Bank’s target 2.0 per cent paving the way for lower rates. Our concern is that further substantive cuts may now take longer because of inflation-busting public sector pay rises rushed through by the Chancellor ahead of the summer.

@tomhfh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Starmer repeats his "worst inheritance since the second world war" lie. Decent journalists should call this out.

@joncoopertweets It’s helping him stop smoking

Can any nurse, doctor, EMT or ER technician tell me whether this size bandage for a cut on the ear is normal? It seems ridiculously large to me. I mean, wouldn’t a plain ol’ Band-Aid do the trick? 🩹

@GullisJonathan Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Good news! Priti can unite the Conservative Party, take the fight to Starmer’s Labour, and win back the trust of voters. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

@aliciakearns @Ed_Miliband Food security? Really? After selling our farmers down the river with such cynical contempt for food security. Do we really have to put up with fork-tongued tosh in opposition too? Why not be quiet for a bit while you work out what went wrong and why?

I am utterly appalled that less than one week into his role, @Ed_Miliband has approved the Mallard Pass Solar Plant for construction. This shows a complete disregard community consent, contempt for human rights, and a complete failure to understand food security is a national security issue. He has today waved through three of these mass mega-solar projects, in so doing he has given a green light to every company complicit in Uyghur genocide seeking to make a profit off our agricultural land. 6,295 acres of agricultural land will be lost. With 93 documents in the decision subfolder for Mallard Pass alone, let alone the other two projects, I struggle to believe the Secretary of State has engaged with the detail or read all of the documentation and representations. It is also not in line with the Written Statement I secured from the last Government which put food security first. This is a slap in the face for all those who value human rights, food security, upholding standards in business, and protecting our agricultural land. I will be considering the next steps available to us, including judicial review. I am sorry to all those who have campaigned so hard, for so long, and whose voices today were flagrantly dismissed.

@theresecoffey You didn’t know what you were talking about in government and you show the world you still don’t know what you are talking about. Take the opportunity to button up while you can.

These modular cells were added very quickly to a Suffolk prison last year. Questions must be asked why more could not be deployed within the next 6 weeks, to avoid early release of criminals serving less than half of their sentence gov.uk/government/new…

@JamesCleverly Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He’s going to raise taxes. Be under no doubt, Labour will raise your taxes £2,094 Other than the short list of taxes he just mentioned, every other type of tax rise is on the table. #BattleForNo10

@PaulbernalUK Johnny Mercer

@JohnnyMercerUK Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Everyone who actually knows Rishi knows how this moment is not reflective on his views on Veterans. I have held successive Prime Ministers to account ruthlessly for performative attitudes to veterans, left Government twice and devoted my career to improving Veterans lives. No-one has done more to facilitate that work than this Prime Minister. Whilst yes, we have delivered this change and it’s been much more painful over the years than it needed to be and I have expressed my frustrations repeatedly, I simply could not have changed what it feels like to be a veteran in the UK today - which is inarguable - without his unflinching and consistent commitment to this agenda. Politicians with a sudden interest in Veterans should not be taken seriously. I understand the real hurt caused, and so does he. They never will.

@DPJHodges Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Angela Rayner has got away with it. For now. But her lies, hypocrisy and evasion will catch up with her in the end > Mail Plus > dailymail.co.uk/columnists/art…

@Melissa5857 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The optimism about 4th July would be through the roof right now with Conservative voters if this man was still our Prime Minister!

@ConsPost Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BREXIT BRITAIN outperforms EU and becomes joint fastest-growing economy in G7 🇬🇧 conservativepost.co.uk/brexit-britain… #BREXIT #ConservativePost