Punxsutawney Balloon

Doing a quiz about sandwiches on the Uber Ipad while the driver talks about the importance of submitting to men

Skinny on the DL

Sure yeah

Putting foxtails on my ig notes like someone gives a fuck like girl get off ur phone

Rest in peace my G word she got hit by a bazooka

Avant-garde Lynchian film noir

Bobviously (spongebob obviously)

me talking in an already formed friend group

Im gonna be real for a second Nobody is ever gentle enough

I hate lairs

@nonsensegir1 OH MY GOD how about overcooked

@monkeylover520 let me edit it to be any game or movie or CD of your choice bro...world your oyster.

#HumbleBrag My dick is 9 inches

Ive been high since the birth of my son

When i got crossed for the first time i was in the woods and got very scared

When that clock strike 12 im getting a victory royale

Got a DUR: Driving under Renegade