m*hru

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m*hru

@moonphatt

patron saint of former college athletes

boston เข้าร่วม Eylül 2018

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m*hru@moonphatt·29 Ağu

every head that thinks evil of me shall go bald

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۟@igswtk·3d

that gap in my resume is from when i was live tweeting sports

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m*hru@moonphatt·3d

american ideals of journalistic bravery are oriented towards bare minimum displays of wit

Sarah Ironside 💙@SarahIronside6

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

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soosoorandom@sluvity_____·4d

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame.

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m*hru@moonphatt·5d

are u saying usse hum wali samajhte jo na baadakhvar hota

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mariana@pastapilled·23 Nis

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

loid@Iveslueur

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

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shy fawkes@butterbooter·22 Nis

crazy how often the answer is just to be grateful

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m*hru@moonphatt·22 Nis

wearing coloured contacts is the most low agency behaviour i can think of

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r@6ffside·19 Nis

i always go back to this

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m*hru@moonphatt·20 Nis

stop living with the fear of doing things first do things without asking how hard is any of it you people can’t do anything for real

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m*hru@moonphatt·20 Nis

have people forgotten how to be good friends or what

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m*hru@moonphatt·3 Nis

every paki better be tipping their foodpanda riders 100% these days

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m*hru@moonphatt·1 Nis

@frankoceanhafiz like your supervisors can’t read an article for themselves and reach the same conclusion as you 😭

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m*hru@moonphatt·31 Mar

need to experience a sandwich so good it makes me cry

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m*hru@moonphatt·30 Mar

something so strange about knowing coco gauff has listened to kishore kumar

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m*hru@moonphatt·28 Mar

stuck in a bad situation because me from a few years ago betrayed herself

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m*hru@moonphatt·27 Mar

i want to go back to being a teenager i was really brave back then

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m*hru@moonphatt·25 Mar

making myself unfireable by being funny

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m*hru@moonphatt·24 Mar

mashallah

Pop Base@PopBase

Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, has died at the age of 43.

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jude@wishfu1l·23 Mar

the quotes

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀@babooshke

Guys my boyfriend put his credit card in a magic wand and took me on a shopping spree for my birthday 😭

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m*hru@moonphatt·23 Mar

@Junydkh people like u are doing it

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m*hru@moonphatt·23 Mar

only p*rn addicts see the world this way

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