Francis Ford Cupholda

🚨🐢 turt alert! 🐢🚨

I died 💀

@fart985 Wish someone would do this to me

@elonmusk Concerning 🤔

There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on 𝕏. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later.

Conservatives refreshing their apps to see if the Elon and Trump interview is finally up and running

Elon Musk trying to figure out how to get his app to work correctly for the Donald Trump interview😭😭

Masterful gambit, sir

BREAKING: France, Germany, and the UK issued a joint statement calling on all parties to agree to a ceasefire in Gaza.

@GlobeEyeNews @occupytheport Biden:

Gaza City this time last year. Now almost completely destroyed. The scale of the loss is beyond comprehension. A crime against humanity in the truest meaning of the words

@mattxiv @EmmaVigeland He's been into that eyeliner for a while huh

a second photo has hit my inbox

Imagine being sad n your pet doing parkour on your damn head 😂😂😂😂

@RayyvanaTTV @danfromtheweb He's not sure yet

Coworker just came up to my desk and said “you stay tuned in to politics, right? Is that JD Vance guy gay?”

Hard like Monday morning

@EmmaVigeland 🎶 Ira-an? but Iran's so far awa-ay 🎶

A few of my fav sun-behind-thing photos, just took the first one yesterday 📸🌺

@becauseberkeley Looks like a penguin met a seagull and..

I'm still tripping on this bird. She looks like someone glued together parts from four different birds. What a magnificent creature.

No way

@Money__Doug That's why I decided to never get rich

Always kind of shocked when I’m reminded how many people aren’t aware that social security/medicare withholding stops at like $169k/year. Income above that is exempt.

@EmmaVigeland Worst for him, I thought they've been great

NYT reports that Trump, frustrated by Kamala's surge, had an aide send angry texts to pro-Israel megadonor Miriam Adelson, complaining about people running her pro-Trump super PAC. Candidates legally aren't allowed to coordinate with super PACs, not that it's ever enforced

@MattOrtega @occupytheport Another day in the usa