Hannah

The airport tried to destroy my body, morale and agency. It was no match for my unrelenting positive outlook

just have to say..I've seen something like this a million times since initial tweet. hack. humiliating. and i'm sorry

honored and humbled to announce i have been invited to apply for the Venmo Credit Card

@_dramby let me retweet you. let me

@_dramby woman of my dreams

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues

when you try a new natural deodorant and it's like oh so thiiiis is why it was on sale

god I love toilet humor

@_dramby WAIT SAME

peeling dry contacts off my night table in the cold, unforgiving light of day

sourdough pretzels and a raspberry la croix. cant tell me nothing

Two whiskey cokes I’m DMing my heroes and taking a video of the guy playing electric guitar in union square station

we could combine salt and pepper into 1 thing and call it Salp :) ?

@ib33bz Thank you, friend.

this kinda thing makes me laugh bc its like well now we're just making shit up. NEW NBA RECORD FOR DRIBBLES IN THE 3RD QUARTER! NEW NBA RECORD FOR SHOTS MISSED FROM A LINE WE DREW ON THE COURT AT HALFTIME!!!!

back online 9 days after firing off my last tweet. come to find out...not a single like. what, nobody has taste anymore?

new term i made up: "thats giving me the spiders" (heebie jeebies but shorter). let's roll this thing out ASAP

while you're all busy marveling at the "capabilities" of AI im staring at a lit match for 10 seconds and seeing god