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Every song in The Music Man has the cadence of an improvised song composed for one’s dog while home alone

he looks like he dreamed there was an angel who could hear him through the walls as he cried out like in latin this is so not life at all

not spiderman in his Womens Transgender Tomboy Pullover Design Half Tank Chest Binder

Timothy got robbed man. Timothy being the name of the child who I literally robbed last night. Didn’t watch the Oscars

"lmao you know x movie is pretty much just y movie, right?" that’s awesome. i like that movie

“they’re making a gay netflix show about alexander the great” ben willbond planted this seed SEVENTEEN years ago ON CBBC

happy #scream7 day

DROWNING MYSELF IN THE LAKE POSTPONED 😍😍😍

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

cw// grinch i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

This meeting could have been an overnight visit from three ghosts

i can’t believe it’s december already. this entire year has had me feeling like low opacity elrond and frodo

the macy’s thanksgiving parade used to have a tap dancing mike faist

someone hasn't read their laura mulvey

anna anna uh when you when you if you if you when you when you if if you when when when you when you if you when you hold the pin wheel it has colors

don't you come around here not havin' no prompt

"EBT should only pay for gruel that comes in a metal pail" is the kind of argument that must feel soooooo good to make if you're evil and also have an enormous hole in your frontal lobe