Mostly Stupid

@realrossnoble Fairly sure you’ve been told this already by a million people, but that Barry Norman film clip you described on @ScarredForLife2 is The Elephant Man

Ben's poker face is absolutely terrible #aplaceinthesun

Just when you thought Ben hadn't reached 'peak-twat' - I see he's got orange mirrored sunglasses poking out of his top pocket #aplaceinthesun

@mont2new It's SO weird, she had a lovely travel chat with Sophie Ellis Bextor (who I'm a big fan of), and at the end derailed everything by asking if she'd ever had sex on a place

@mostlystupid Oh my days!!!

If you want a jaw-droppingly awful listen, you can try Laura's reletively-new travel podcast called something like 'Have you ever been fucked on a plane'? Seriously #aplaceinthesun

@mont2new Yes, seriously. It's called Mile Fly Club - where she asks celebs about their travel memories and ends with the probing question if they've ever had sex on a plane, and wants details about it #aplaceinthesun

@mostlystupid Whaaaat?

@gillian_meh Same here, I'm on Sky Go and roughly 30secs behind

My sky tele must have a lag on it. You're all commenting on scenes I haven't seen yet 🤔 #aplaceinthesun

Walking clubs? They were good fun back in the Maksym (pronouced Mak-Shim) days #aplaceinthesun

Afternoon all, I think it'll be a long time before I watch any Spain episodes once I get home #aplaceinthesun

That was a slightly odd anecdote - so IS Colin her nephew or not? #countdown

Knowing how fiercely litigious Disney is, I find it rather surprising that Gyles is copyright infringing Donald Duck on his jumper design #thismorning

Wonder how much Morphy Richards paid for their microwave to be sat there #thismorning

French people have been refreshing day-old baguettes in their oven like that for centuries #thismorning

I love Sian doing entertainment segments like this, because she always says something that proves she's absolutely no idea what she's talking about #thismorning

A million views? Wow, someone'd kill for viewing stats like that #thismorning

Cat's doing that odd nervous laughing because she's profoundly uncomfortable during in this interview #thismorning

Bit strange, the way he described going to see his Gran was a bit like he'd never been before #thismorning

I thought there was an ruling that said you weren't allowed to feature celebrities in adverts during an ad break inside a show they were presenting - in case it appeared you implied association #thismorning

Bit weird, Jeff doing the voiceover for the competition bit that actress is presenting. Guess he wasn't available last-minute #thismorning

Cornwall looks bastard freezing #thismorning