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Fucking wannabe heroes “voting” as if it changes anything

Psst @BizNasty2point0 do the right thing Biz

Hate the Grammys but cool seeing @Grimezsz get props and seeing @JanelleMonae kill it makes me miss Art Angels era Grimes

Does @Sportsnet not realize they have @EdmontonJack to call a battle of Alberta Sunday night game yet they decide to go with the most BORING LOSER ASS broadcast team of all time…who makes these fucking decisions???!!!

As we get ready for a 2pm MT puck drop, can’t help but think about the last meeting between these two…

Can’t believe the Oilers wasted McJesus’ prime. Come home Connor. It’s time to end the drought. #LeafsForever

@CraigBaird How do you not include this youtu.be/E_pjI0AxwMo?si…

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@EdmontonJack Jack Michael’s called playoff games @Sportsnet 0 Travesty 😤

Stanley Cup playoff games last 3 years: 1) Florida 55 2) Edmonton 53 3) Dallas 45 4) NYR 43 5) Carolina 40

@RussJerichoArt You’re a fucking goof

If you’re one of those assclowns poking fun at Connor McDavid’s reaction to losing the most important hockey game of his life, or Jack Campbell’s admittance into the Player Assistance program, please make yourselves known now, so I can block you.

@RMcElhenney The Gang Test Drives a Tesla

100 dollars to anyone who can figure out what this episode is. You have one day.

@RMcElhenney The Gang Tricks the Sunny Hivemind to Create an Episode For Them

@Jennyourbaby @Crazysh11t It’s very obviously already dead numb nuts

@Crazysh11t why did you not help the poor cat :(

@Grimezsz What do you think about Bright Eyes with Matt Berninger of the National “the time I have left” ?? Better conversation

Dostoyevsky is the platonic ideal of the simp. Yes he's a simp, and he hates himself for it. But he's so poetic and smart, I would love nothing more to be some girl Dostoyevsky simps over and then goes home to cry in shame about, possibly while I attempt to comfort him lol

Bright Eyes - The Time I Have Left Conor Oberst & Matt Berninger absolute demolition of the soul for the late 90’s early 2000’s emo kids

Yeah and you’re totally fucking on the level

@ChappelleCousin @ricksavage Yeah there is literally a stage with a band, you’re right.

SERENA WILLIAMS in the pit at GREEN DAY is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Too bad

@HallOfFameOnX youtu.be/0PHSIcU-LPU?si…

Everyone knows Florida purposely lost game 4 because they wanted to win the Cup at home but then they changed their minds and wanted to lose this game too for reasons that I cannot wait to hear about #LetsGoOilers

@ScoutingTheRefs @spittinchiclets

REF RECORDS: The Florida Panthers have gone 13-0-1 in their last 14 games under referee Dan O'Rourke, including playoffs.  The Oilers are 0-4 this postseason when O'Rourke is working; the Panthers are 4-0.scoutingtherefs.com/2024/06/45618/… #FLAvsEDM #TimeToHunt #LetsGoOilers