Jade Warner

“Captain Crieff with an urgent message for the cabin crew. Sleepy, Dopey, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc. Thank you” - Martin Crieff (Cabin Pressure, Gdańsk).

🥧 > 🎂.

I think @ucancallmesis just introduced me to ‘seussical the musical’? ((im sorry for not knowing, pls forgive this smol queer)). #bwayjackboxlive #midnighttheatre

@andrewbfeldman @AlexBoniello To those organizing this pandemonium, just confirming that we buy 2 separate tickets for the 2 livestream shows, yeah?

this is the announcement that @AlexBoniello and i have by the way

That’s it. That’s the story. I’m sorry it wasn’t more exciting. But here’s Watto in a little hat.

One time, I was wearing a #GLTS baseball cap and then some dude came up to me to ask about Star Warses… but I don’t know Star Warses, I just know GLTS. And it was was awkward for us both. @GLucasTalkShow

To the youths that do art: as much as they might try, parents never say the right thing when it comes to your ‘side hobby’. And it’s okay to not always want to meet them in the middle. 🙃

@connorratliff @GriffLightning Alas. My whole bit no longer plays.

@msjadewarner @GriffLightning I don't follow the 10/3 significance but it is a Funko that already existed, not a new one for the thing I worked on

I did a fun thing recently where I technically now have officially played a character who has a Funko Pop. I will not confirm what the role/project is (obvsly I can always be replaced 💀👁👁 etc) but when I asked @GriffLightning to guess he got astonishingly close very quickly.

@connorratliff Follow up: would any of the dolls wear pink on Wednesdays?

@patrickcotnoir @connorratliff @GLucasTalkShow @sohotheatre @GriffLightning Oh and Pierre Bohanna was a trooper.

@patrickcotnoir @connorratliff @GLucasTalkShow @sohotheatre @GriffLightning Patrick pulled a captain sully and landed that plane after the show was hit with oh so many birds. Honestly, job well done. 🫡

Tonight at 9pm ET, the first @GLucasTalkShow London @sohotheatre show from April premieres on YouTube...it's.....interesting, to say the least! youtu.be/JI0Z5gDusuI @connorratliff @GriffLightning

@patrickcotnoir @GriffLightning @connorratliff @GLucasTalkShow Patrick… why is your eye line to a galaxy far, far away? 😆

Can we all agree to stop adding an s to the word anyway? Thanks.

. What part of Dear Evan Hansen was this from again? @andrewbfeldman @AlexBoniello #FoulPlay

There’s something funny about comedy.

@buddboetticher @GempireQueen @UniversalPics @NicholasHoult @rejectedjokes So, in terms of running tally; does this mean the banana from the Lego movie didn’t survive?

I admit that I should talk less; still not going to smile more. <3

This “high functioning depression” really doesn’t feel that high or that functional. 🙄

Brain: Where are you on making art? Me: Who cares, who cares? Who cares? Brain: Fair enough.