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@mtgingering

trans accountant. she/her

เข้าร่วม Ekim 2012
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I'm hydrogenated vegetable oil ✔ trans ✔ fat
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Ro 🌷@relentlessvamp·
to be a man is to be submissive lol why do you think they join the military and join gangs? they loooove when somebody tells them what to do
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@le0nardpoetry I was struck by this passage in Baudrillard the other day, as it applies to AI 'consciousness'
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Dominic@le0nardpoetry·
You start to see AI predicted everywhere. Reading Infinite Jest recently, and now in this jaw-dropping, narrative-less chapter which comes out of nowhere hundreds of pages into Vasily Grossman's Life and Fate. Gut punch
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ShoNuff The Shogun@ShonuffTheTroll·
@FanSince09 Don't put that on all cops. Lots of good cops out there. But definitely these cops are racist entitled scum.
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Alice@mtgingering·
@FredTaming Technically they're right, in that 'glazing' to mean ejaculating on someone is a metaphor taken from donut-making, BUT if they want to go that direction, 'glaze' to mean putting a shiny coating of frosting is ALSO a metaphor taken from glasswork. It's metaphors all the way down
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fredesque@FredTaming·
twitter is a real place that we all willingly come to every day
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Jeet Heer
Jeet Heer@HeerJeet·
“Don't forget the real business of war is buying and selling. The murdering and violence are self-policing, and can be entrusted to non-professionals. The mass nature of wartime death is useful in many ways. It serves as spectacle, as diversion from the real movements of the War. It provides raw material to be recorded into History, so that children may be taught History as sequences of violence, battle after battle, and be more prepared for the adult world. Best of all, mass death's a stimolous to just ordinary folks, little fellows, to try 'n' grab a piece of that Pie while they're still here to gobble it up. The true war is a celebration of markets.” -- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow.
Javier Blas@JavierBlas

Well, I did not anticipate this: *BESSENT: US MAY UNSANCTION IRANIAN OIL THAT’S ON WATER

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Alice@mtgingering·
@House_Feminist I blame the collapse of the small-time smuggling industry. What are our kids supposed to foil if they can't stumble on a cache of bootleg hooch in an abandoned cabin?
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sweatpants cher🔸@House_Feminist·
it seems like half of historical stories start when an 8 year old’s parents die and they have no choice but to join the crew of a ship and try to make their fortune at sea, and I wish I could simulate that experience for my kids for even just a week or two
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Alice@mtgingering·
@postoctobrist In America we call this a light afternoon snack
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November@postoctobrist·
you would feel. so bad.
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November@postoctobrist·
fucked up in a country pub trying to devise the caloric maximum Tesco meal deal. so far we’re on: - main: triple sausage and egg sandwich (554 cal) - snack: two mini melton mobray pork pies (360 cal) - drink: emmi high protein cafe latte (211 cal)
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Alice@mtgingering·
@House_Feminist Screen time < drinking a gin w the lads on the fo'c's'le
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sweatpants cher🔸@House_Feminist·
oh you don’t like any of the prepackaged snacks in our pantry? Try coming of age as an indentured servant in the 1800’s. you want to stay home from school because of a lingering cough? Imagine being married off to a widowed blacksmith at 14 to save your family’s farm!
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Handsome B. Charming
Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984·
im the coworker that all the coworker tweets are about, I go into work so excited every day to talk about the marvel movies and fast casual food restaurants I've been enjoying and everyone scoffs and rolls their eyes and goes back to discussing high brow literature
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@showbiz411 @viajoshhunt I was going to make a joke about the threat of a tweet being "reprinted", as if it's not already publicly viewable, but looking at how many likes showbiz411 tweets get I can see how they'd conclude that tweets are private
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Showbiz 411@showbiz411·
@viajoshhunt I hope this is reprinted and sent to every magazine editor in the world. That should end your career pretty fast
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Alice@mtgingering·
@geckyyo Thought this was Our Flag Means Death art 🔥
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Alice@mtgingering·
@LocalCreature Nah bc what did people think was happening? This is like somebody breathlessly reporting that all this time TV has been using us to make money by showing us ads
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Alice@mtgingering·
@mirkel @DavidKlion "only 45,000 civilians slaughtered" is a strange rallying cry but ok
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