your cousin Vinny

Gonna try my hardest not to blow Glen off the screen with my sexual dynamism

It's pretty rare that I find a tweet so offensive that I don't even want to repost it. But, here we are. This is Zohran Mamdani's wife, writing about Gay people. The mask is off.

💢 BREAKING | IRGC claims F-35 hit over central Iran; footage unverified Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said its air defenses struck a U.S. F-35 fighter jet at around 2:50 a.m. over central Iran, claiming the aircraft was “seriously damaged” and likely crashed, though its fate remains unclear. The IRGC said the incident follows the interception of more than 125 “American-Zionist” drones, pointing to what it described as improved air defense capabilities. The claim and footage remains unverified.

Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

Afroman recently testified in court, explaining why he chose to bring a news team with him to the Sheriff's Office to retrieve cash seized during a 2022 raid on his home: "I didn't want to get beat up or 'Epsteined' at the sheriff's station after I saw them running around my house with AR-15s. So, that's why I brought the news and my attorney, to make sure I got out of that place with my money."

Your worst nightmare is your dream crush saying yes

Honestly the biggest obstacle to adapting Children and God Emperor of Dune is trying to find someone who’s got the juice to play Leto II.