Murdoch Monkey

Current mood (I'm flipping the bird but it's hard with no fingers):

What do you mean I'm not a Lovable Little Monkey?

First #shmoocon firetalks bribe (a borrowed monkey) delivered & accepted. @Kym_Possible @spacerog @grecs

@jjx Buy the monkey!

I will not buy giant monkey. I will not buy giant monkey. I will not buy giant monkey.

Hey @defcon, come to my and @ThomasDangAB talk at 13:30 in track 2 and find out what these things are all about

Help, I can't reach the pedals!

Made a friend along the waterfront

This building seems familiar but not sure why. I can hear the sounds of a thousand monkeys being spanked for some reason

This place is awesome! Thanks to @bunnycafe_van for letting me in to play with the bunnies. It was so much fun

Ok good. I'm 9 years old, so I'm allowed (not sure if monkey years are a thing or not)

This seems like a good place to stop in. Closest I could find to a monkey cafe anyways (there's a place somebody should start up)

There's something behind me isn't there

Always enjoy @heidishmoo and @gdead and their antics. One of the highlights of #shmoocon. The biggest highlight is no longer being stuffed in a bag for months at a time

Made it to #shmoocon. Happy to see old friends, and ride them

The Headless HorseRex Rides tonight! Seeking vengeance for his stolen head

@ChuckMcManis @smittyhalibut No way am I including myself in a pic with that jackasses name other than my pinned tweet

@murdoch_monkey @smittyhalibut If you had a picture going the other way you could see something built by the Biggest Loser. 😀

Ah, Las Vegas. Glad to be here again. You see all of that? Losers built that.

Made a Monkey Angel in the Alps. Very beautiful up here, but very cold. I'm more blue than usual.

We came to the Swiss Alps and I have not yet met a St Bernard There are a bunch of brown cows I guess that explains all the chocolate my friends bought

I...I feel very inadequate for some reason....

Ended up at the #fendicafe or #fendibar or whatever it's called and nowhere around here can I buy a guitar. I don't know if I could play one. Do they make a ukelele?