Ivan Iurchenko🇺🇦
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Secrets of Strixhaven spoilers officially kick off in a week, but we got a couple of early ones today with converge returning. Neither seem super powerful, but Arcane Omens reminds me of Mind Sludge which can be brutal.
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@NolanE67826 It’s your responsibility as more skilled and fit partner to find skill appropriate route and redistribute load accordingly.
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I've never left a woman behind, but I've had this exact experience going in:
"Hey, this is going to be pretty strenuous. You really should train"
"Walking?? I can walk. I'll be fine"
Then I am basically carrying her by the end
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
they always want to talk about what happened after the Alpine Divorce but never about what happened first during the hike
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The Converge mechanic is back for Secrets of Strixhaven! More previews at mtgpreviews.com/SOS
Source: magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-…
🎨: @AJManzanedo
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@escapefrommelos Willing to bet a number of these women pulled the classic "Im upset, so I'm just going to sit here and refuse to move" tantrum
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they always want to talk about what happened after the Alpine Divorce but never about what happened first during the hike
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@escapefrommelos I love how women block numbers from people who will never contact them again
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@Dantenon_ @PlayPauper There are players who care about numbers and players who care about words. If you care about numbers the card is actually quite good
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@PlayPauper Opus: worse prowess and if you spend 5 or more you impulse draw
Who the fuck designed this card
I get its a common but this is worse than draft chaff
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Someone earning $500k per year with $1M-$10M in assets is "upper" middle class in NYC (so still middle class). They don't fly private. They have a job.
This is obvious once you understand The Wealth Ladder. The true rich are those in Level 5 ($10M-$100M) and above.
Musa al-Gharbi@Musa_alGharbi
If there is a genre I truly hate in the @nytimes it's the frequent pieces featuring folks with multi-millions in assets and multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars in yearly household income describing themselves as middle class, and being credulously understood that way, while professionals with healthy six figure incomes engage in poverty larping because, of course, if these other people are "middle class" then they must themselves be "poor" or "working class" or "just getting by." More here: musaalgharbi.com/2025/01/01/how…
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So the realistic endgame is to get back to a pre-war setup? Why did we go to to war then?
Clash Report@clashreport
U.S. and Israeli officials increasingly view securing the Strait of Hormuz as the most realistic endgame of the conflict, shifting away from earlier ambitions like regime change and fully stopping Iran’s nuclear program, which they now consider unlikely to succeed. Source: WaPo
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як мене уявляють родичі коли чують що я працюю з дому на компютері
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder
Young Europeans after completing their third master's degree and landing a first job at €1,250/month
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@Sepia61234 Nah, that’s an imperialistic bullshit. Sure Gaussian curvature of Earth is zero
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there exists no isometric embedding of a sphere into the euclidean plane ;(
Africa First@AfricaFirsts
Please explain it to me like I’m 5 years old
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@dilanesper You shouldn’t be allowed to talk about queuing theory without 100h in factorio
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this makes no mathematical sense. it's the same number of people
Josh Billinson@jbillinson
The TSA lines are obviously bad, but it does sort of seem like the constant panicked updates are a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy where people then show up way too early and just make the lines longer for everyone with earlier flights than them
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@berlinauskas Якщо нема жовтого відбивача на правій нозі то несправжній велосипедист :)
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тим часом, в берліні вибори восени
Urban Cycling Institute 🚲 @fietsprofessor
Emmanuel Grégoire wins Paris🇫🇷. Grégory Doucet holds Lyon🇫🇷. Dominik Krause rises in Munich🇩🇪. Different cities, same message: people vote for greener, safer, less car-dependent public spaces. 🚲💪Turns out that when cities feel better to live in, it wins elections!
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@dim0kq The most unexpected Fortnum and Mason product placement I’ve seen in my life
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This is possibly the key interview for national security in Europe this year.
“We need to keep milking this cow, the Russian army, for everything it’s worth, exhausting it beyond its maximum capacity.”
Oliver Carroll@olliecarroll
Ukraine’s drone commander Robert “Madyar” Brovdi doesn’t usually give interviews. I managed to persuade him. As architect and chief implementer of Ukraine’s infantry attrition strategy, few people have been as consequential in this war. economist.com/europe/2026/03…
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Я вирішую поміняти постіль, а разом з тим перевернути матрац. Кусб вирішує, що їй треба перевірити ламелі, матрац починає падати, я його ловлю, щоби він Кусб не вбив, він падає в інший бік і зносить вазу з квітами в бік ноута, айпада, стімдека, які лежать кучею
бидляцьке східло@tania_ahz
Вирішила зранку одразу встати з ліжка, не витрачати час на скролінг стрічки. Встала, монінг бьюті рутін, руханка. Готую сніданок, помідор падає і закочується за якоюсь неймовірною траекторією за плиту до стіни, намагаюсь його дістати шваброю, заганяю ще далі, беру рулетку ⬇️
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цікаво в чому задум в англомовний прокат назвати фільм саме з U а не You
типу така спроба зберегти мовний регістр оригіналу?
Paul Shapoval@Frialum
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@Aligon_Older @romolokot93 Я сидів в чебуречній в Вінниці де це відбувалось за сусіднім столиком, шкода не знав що це комусь потрібно для роботи, записав би
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Рф має такі ракети, але це монументальне рішення для ірана атакувати наприклад країни ЄС. Максимум по Києву вдарять, а заходу і похєр
Visegrád 24@visegrad24
Yesterday’s launch of an Iranian intermediate-range ballistic missile on Diego Garcia means that Iran likely has IRBMs with a minimum range of 4000 km. It means that the only 3 European countries out of range of Iranian ballistic missiles are Iceland, Ireland & Portugal
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