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I didn't know people her age could still have babies.

Have fun on vacation. Your presence will be barely missed.

The obligatory "goodbye happy hour" needs to end already. GOODBYE. LEAVE ALREADY.

@obvious_duh: #thankskindly to the service members protecting our freedom! Retweet @KINDSnacks will donate $1 to cells for soldiers!

getting invited to a 9am Monday meeting on Sunday nite at 10 pm. #fail #noThankYou

'OOTO' is my favorite work acronym.

@TheOfficeScribe khloe will come out as a man next.

thank you for quitting. who at your new agency is responsible for hiring, so i can send a thank you basket for taking you off our hands?

FYI "hear me out..." equates to "stop listening immediately."

when you order $300 in lunch meeting catering to get the 2 free #sprinklescupcakes, you know you are a #fatass.

#bananabunker at work, literally. #makingworkfun @groupon

when I can predict your wardrobe choices a week out, it's probably time you mix it up.

I love that the Accounts Person doesn't think it's a fuck up when a client's banner ad clicks through to a competitor. #nftc

If you have a door your a probably more important than me.

[overheard] sucks, but that's why we hired you. get back to work. #fail

Sadly the highlight of my day...hello?!? http://twitpic.com/48dtyj

"Excuse me, would you mind not clipping your nails in your cube? Or perhaps you have some receptical that collects all your nail clippings?"

http://blogs.forbes.com/carolinehoward/2011/02/17/dead-in-her-cubicle-no-one-notices-until-next-day/

[earphones on] in my cubicle = my figurative office "door" is closed. Come back later.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.