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anti-revisionist qin liftocrat

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flat@mynameisflat·1 Eki

TIME Magazine /// March 25, 1985

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flat@mynameisflat·5h

@TravisTsunami @IKILLPEOPLE18 this cannot be a real tweet

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trav@TravisTsunami·14h

@IKILLPEOPLE18 I mean you’re a dive player. Of course you wouldn’t like that map, it actually requires you to use more strategy than just “use my get out of jail free dive ability for literally every fight”

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IKILLPEOPLE18@IKILLPEOPLE18·15h

Eichenwalde cattle when you tell them first point caps 30% faster than every other point in the game because of how badly designed first point defence is

Seto Kaiba's Biggest Fan@NXTisLove

@latespringfifi if you hate eichenwalde i automatically assume you're a fucking idiot.

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ghost@turboghosto·1d

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

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flat@mynameisflat·7h

@nikicaga Will Stancil, c. 2026:

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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸@nikicaga·10h

Calling him a lion is genuinely an understatement

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retro@retrohoopers·11h

THEY TRIED TO SILENCE ME FOR CALLING KLAY THOMPSON GAY. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

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bort@millerIowlife·15h

so called “free thinkers” when new Elevated Surfaces Next To Dad appear

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Anti-Jungian Aktion@Carboniferoys·13h

It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.

Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard

What am I going to spend all my time watching now???

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punchable whackable punished bitch@wonton_sarah·1d

bro lmaoooo

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Matt Ferrari@MatthewFerrari

he does Office Jim face after she says pedophile rapist

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zay dante@zaydante·1d

HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT BRUH😭😭

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manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette·2d

fun fact: when he was a lawyer, nixon was unable to work on divorce cases because whenever his female clients mentioned anything sexual he would get really embarrassed and blush like an anime girl

Pictures of Nixon@picturesofnixon

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Dome@DomeTe17·3d

@hellspatisserie

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BearsShowYo@BearsShowYo·3d

He was praying he got prank called😭😭😭

Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

The Shedeur effect: Kenyon Sadiq thought he was getting a prank call when the Jets called to inform him that they were selecting him in the first round.

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flat@mynameisflat·2d

@JosephSouther9 @OregonMapGuy WHAT'S THIS? IT'S BOLIVIA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

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Joseph Souther@JosephSouther9·3d

@OregonMapGuy The funniest outcome of this conflict would be if someone else gained control of the falkland islands, like maybe chile or uruguay

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Javier Milei@JMilei

LAS MALVINAS FUERON, SON Y SIEMPRE SERÁN ARGENTINAS. VLLC!

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flat@mynameisflat·2d

@mersrulesworld_ @ctreid89 a good number were veterans too, I know Mike Mathis at least was in Vietnam. wouldn't be surprised if others of the period were similar

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