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i go on twitter, talk to myself, then leave.

I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here

i hate getting sucked into movies on tiktok … like bitch where is part 957 😭

What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

source??? gut feeling

SOMEONE HELP ME IM RAPTURING

wifey wifey wifey

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

sometimes i do shit outta dr pepper

got a new phone so I no longer have tik tok, guess I’m making a comeback here

Orlok on the plague ship ready to ruin someone’s marriage

and if i say that this was my brat when i was 10

omg elphaba is about to sing the 1

every time i try to shut the fuck up, i got one more thing to say