nessa k

This isn’t democracy btw

Someone stole a check from my mailbox meant for the IRS and @BankofAmerica says I'm liable (more detail)

Someone stole a check I had written to the IRS out of a mailbox and Photoshop it and deposited it and @BankofAmerica says I'm liable. I've never felt so unprotected by a bank from fraud before.

Best one yet!

yes, but that money went straight to the cops, who will be needed to bludgeon and taze the people who lost their homes last night

twitter is a fridge i keep opening and it does have stuff inside but I DONT WANT THIS yuck yuck yuck

@zacharyxbinks grow up, body.

@nessak Also, when you're sick as a DAWG, resting is like, okay, fine, I get it. When you're still sick but on the upswing and feeling kinda okay but still needing rest? Idiotic.

Being sick feels so damn stupid 🤧

Kyle Rittenhouse is allowed to get away with murder. Daniel Penny is allowed to get away with murder. Cops get away with murder all the time. The people pearl clutching about this CEO killing are really concerned with who was killed, not the act of killing.

@kyletwebster I'm so excited for your procreate brushes! I've been using Fresco since it came out because of your incredible brushes, but I'm a KyleBrush loyalist! :) This looks great!!

#Procreate.

Mentally, I’m here

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today also me:

A dark omen on a stormy day 🐦‍⬛

it's been over sixty years and no film promo pic has gone as hard as this still of tippi hedren lighting one up with a crow for alfred hitchcock's 'the birds' (1963)

It's the time of year where I struggle to vote because my printer doesn’t know how to print on an envelope.

I don't mind when motorcyclists cut line in traffic. They're just trying to make up for their severely shortened life expectancy.

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Why, as a Republican mayor, I support Kamala Harris over Trump azcentral.com/story/opinion/… via @azcentral