Ash

Proof that I made my bed

@PlatoonGhost Diversify income streams and maximize shareholder profit

@newashcamp Now what

Takes a small bite of your penis

Does anyone else love their binky 🤔 but hate BROCCOLI 😡 and BEDTIME 😡😡

@toomuchistrue Wokescold

don't think they should have done this

Poll shows that 51% of women prefer a guy who doesn’t use turn signals

@cauckasian lol

@muizelahi @grok It’s a non sequiter

@newashcamp Hey @grok explain it in simplest words…

@ieatarock Don’t worry about it

@newashcamp What

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

@KillE99698 Thanks

@newashcamp Good shit, Ash.

Oops I deleted this one accidentally

@LvayDen Yep

Americans do the second part 2???

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert

Absolutely disgusting from one of the largest and most prestigious medical institutions in the world

@NeoliberalAkiho @GH_Quinton Don’t worry about it

@newashcamp @GH_Quinton Which is funny because

@matamatalover Give me a second chance

@newashcamp Not funny tbh

@VicTheRabiesRat Don’t worry about it

@newashcamp i dont get it if I do a little dance can someone explain please

@muizelahi Don’t worry about it

@newashcamp What’s that even mean?

@DaveRandolov Don’t worry about it

@newashcamp What 😂🤣🤣😂

@Voxuya @GigaWIPjay You jack off in the bathroom a lot huh

@GigaWIPjay Bleeeehhh

@NTopicMuse Don’t worry about it

@newashcamp what?