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@solitaryasmr It's fine. The titties must stay over here sadly.

Now I’m feeling sad because people expect something from me and I can’t give it anymore.

@GoldenGamerX22 @helldivers2 Yeah, I was hoping for a mech warbond with a booster/armor passive to give mechs a little recharging bubble shield like the backpack. Maybe it has a booster they haven't revealed yet, but it's not too likely

@helldivers2 We want more content to be unlocked trough community effort. Warbonds are cool and all, but we miss events like the one for the antitank mines or when the original mechs dropped due to advancing on the story. Also, if you are dropping new mechs, you may as well have them durable

Exo Experts highlights include: Primary: SMG-203 Gallant - a submachine gun with a high rate of fire Secondary: P-33 Missile Pistol - guided, heat-propelled rounds Stratagems: EXO-51 Lumberer - equipped with an anti-tank cannon and a flamethrower EXO-55 Breakthrough - brandishing a flak cannon and a ballistics shield MGX-42 Bullet Storm - a disposable machine gun sporting caseless ammunition in multiple barrels Armor Sets: O-2 Heavy Operator - heavy armor O-3 Free Spirit - light armor These new armors come stock standard with the Oxygenator perk allowing you to walk, run and slide slightly quicker (within Super Earth Health and Safety guidelines). blog.playstation.com/2026/04/21/hel… Prepare to become an Exo Expert on April 28th.

@solitaryasmr As a guy who HATES sports, you are so valid

Vulnerable post. I feel like I’m not a girl sometimes. I look at other women online and they can do their makeup everyday and wear cute clothes 24/7 and I’m just me. Boring and boyish. My cutesy makeup posts are so rare irl. I just do makeup to post pics. Like a mask?

@solitaryasmr You look like the perfect girlfailure GF

Now let’s see if your perception of me changes 🫡

@solitaryasmr Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

:)

i did the Pokémon thing :)

@solitaryasmr We're here for you 💖

Years and years ago I would’ve never thought gooners could be so accepting and caring. You all are so nice. So sweet. I couldn’t have asked for better followers, a better lil niche community. You’re perfect. I feel understood.

@solitaryasmr Ooo! You could do one of those up close ASMR videos where you just show your eyes and have "behind the scenes" pics on here or patreon. That way you could technically be wearing anything in a YouTube video

What’s a SFW way to goon bait in videos? Asking for a friend

@solitaryasmr Yay! I needed a good night sleep tonight!

New ASMR video out on YT <3 (Please be nice to me) youtu.be/KTrKEKUFBDg?si…

@pillowdearASMR @JayKay0603 @LeahAsimov Some speedruns can take hours, mostly just 100% catagories

@JayKay0603 @LeahAsimov But speed running is fast though? Can’t you use the restroom inbetween speedruns?

Do speedrunners use diapers?

@solitaryasmr You are!

Posted these on Instagram but thought I’d share here too cuz I feel pretty in purple 🥰

@solitaryasmr If it's an ASMR video I actually find "Umm" to be kinda tingly so it's okay! In fact you totally meant to do that!

Filmed a ranty/update video for YouTube and realized how much I say “umm” and want to blow my brains out. Holy fuck

@solitaryasmr You are adorable and always have been!

I carried a lot of weight in my face, so I’m blurring it out.. I seriously may delete this 😭😭😭

@solitaryasmr Ooo! I will have to take you up on that sometime!

@nothedevil Omg you’ve made a character of me??👀👀 that’s friggin cute and if you ever wanna show me… hit me up

Real gooners download sex mods for their games 🫡

@solitaryasmr Yeah. Luckily I really like wearing tshirts that are too big so I rarely need to try them on. Pants are a nightmare though and all I currently own that fits are sweatpants

@nothedevil Same! And it’s always tshirts haha But I definitely need need clothes cause they’re all oversized :c I have like no pants

Might go clothes shopping this weekend.. it has been needed. But good god, pray for me. After like an hour I’m over it and wanna go home 😞 any other neurodivergents like this? The sensory overwhelm is intense.

@solitaryasmr Jokes on them, that's my exact type!

Writing this on my forehead tonight

@OoCPokemon You just know the first guy picked squirtle and then some asshole came along and grabbed bulbasaur to be a dick

@solitaryasmr The little nose heart is so cute! I'm glad that you're staring at my balls. Yes, my eye-balls, nothing like direct eye contact while I'm beating my dick monkey style ❤️📷🐒"> ❤️

Me looking at your balls 👁️👄👁️