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Evil Plant Daddy

@nothotsjusbeans

but also sometimes sad plant daddy

back on my bullshit เข้าร่วม Haziran 2011
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Evil Plant Daddy
Evil Plant Daddy@nothotsjusbeans·
@Emmys i used to work at a bank doing mortgages specifically and i told literally every single person this
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Evil Plant Daddy@nothotsjusbeans·
@Emmys usually i agree with your takes but i have to draw a hard line here
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M.E🌷@Emmys·
Relish is a despicable condiment and I won’t entertain it
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R 🇵🇸@shibadad8·
VIRGINIA VOTERS TODAY
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uMARAZOR
uMARAZOR@zizithebadgal·
You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.
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M.E🌷@Emmys·
Went to the orchestra; It really did make me feel better than everyone else. Just wish they’d let me rip cigars in there
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jadey
jadey@missmilkton·
people who litter are so fucking annoying
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Queef Strokinoff
Queef Strokinoff@poopsoxx·
She Blue on my Bunny ‘til Ice Cream
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Snack Reel
Snack Reel@SnackReel·
Creamy sausage orzo is pure comfort in a bowl
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Evil Plant Daddy@nothotsjusbeans·
can’t believe i forgot that ihop fuckin rocks
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M.E🌷@Emmys·
If your preferred chocolate is white chocolate, there’s something kind of wrong about you
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jadey
jadey@missmilkton·
you’ll be having the most irritable day of your life and here comes a bitch eating a bag of chips loud as fuck
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Evil Plant Daddy@nothotsjusbeans·
how can i slow the passage of time? (my rent is due tomorrow)
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henry the vacuum
henry the vacuum@henry_sux·
kicking people out of 5'10" chat because we no longer see eye to eye
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via
via@atrophicbtrfly·
can't stop saying #whatdatmean anytime i don't understand something
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5'11 a bottom and bisexual, i'm the definition of big and greedy
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