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Anyone else remember how Starmer was always tweeting about Labour having a plan on anything and everything? I've just searched his tweets for plan and again for boats - nothing. Couldn't possibly have deleted them because he was telling porkies has he ?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Were they all rushing to help Rayner find her vape?

Brighton … yesterday We can’t have anything nice anymore

@ronmanagernottm Ooh,ooh. Can we have Three Blind Mice for the encore?

Today, I shall entertain my neighbours by playing London's Burning in the garden. For hours.

@bobbytomncfc How jolly decent of those Salford fans, asking Notts to add a second

Hasn’t been the most consistent this year but there’s no doubt that we’re a better team with him in it. That finish yesterday shows his quality. He will be vital next season

@ihadawheelbarro As excuses go, that one has to be way up on the summit

Robinson said one of the reasons they lost yesterday is Notts County is the oldest professional club in the world and Salford is one of the newest. Jesus wept.

18% approval rating. 95 of his own MPs want him gone. And he's quietly selling Britain back to the EU. This man is still Prime Minister. RT if you're done.

@ToniaAntoniazzi @AndyBurnhamGM

@RenownVet21 Don't forget the upturned shopping trolley used as a BBQ

I absolutely fucking love council estates when the sun’s out the whole place turns into Benidorm. Kids screaming up and down the road on scooters with one wheel missing, someone’s Bluetooth speaker blasting tunes that sound like they’ve been recorded through a toaster, and at least three separate arguments kicking off over absolutely nothing. Then you’ve got lads outside their gardens like they’re security guards for a club that doesn’t exist, just nodding at everyone like they’re important. The smell of weed in the air, baby mums running for the ice cream van with their tits swinging all over in their vest tops, smack heads peddling about topless on their kids ben 10 bikes, corner shop rammed full of people getting the tinnies in, and the lasses walking around with their fannies eating their shorts and little crop tops on like they're in fucking Cyprus. Then you’ve got that one bloke who’s been mowing the same patch of grass for two hours straight, shirt off, red as a lobster, acting like he’s maintaining Wembley Stadium. 🎶 I don't care.....I love it 🎶

JUDGE GARY WOODHALL ⛔️⛔️⛔️ Judge WOODHALL allowed convicted paedophile Alan Clutterbuck who had 34,569 incident images of children some of which were infants to walk from his court room on a community order. Pedophillia is being decriminalised by the day. This is deliberate.

A lovely day to sit in the garden. Apart from the waft of horse shit that some twat has been putting on his roses.

Muslims with up to eleven wives consecutively, can claim up to £170.000 a year in state benefits in our country, where non Muslim men would be jailed for having just two wives consecutively !! NO not a joke FACT......

Man ROBBED An 18-Year Old Girl Then PUNCHED 👊🏾 Her In The Face With KNUCKLE DUSTERS, Because She Didnt KISS Him??? 🤢🤮 He Lives In Croydon… Community, We Need You To Find Out His Details 🤬🤬

@Deej9876 @SandyofSuffolk Funniest thing I've read today - well done!

@SandyofSuffolk They keep trying to get me to send them a poo. How can I when I send all mine in shoeboxes to Downing Street?

I've just had a text from the NHS. "You are eligible for a free lung cancer screening. The appointment will be on the telephone". 🤔🧐

@SandyofSuffolk That must be some fancy phone you've got

British economy snapshot over the last 4 years: Gas: +94.1% Electricity: +78% Fuel: +49.3% Airfares: +34.4% Hotels: +37.8% Groceries: +25.0% Eating out: +26.5% Baby food: +26.3% Dog food: +58.1% Rent: +25% Used cars: +30.5% Public transport: +18.7% Real average weekly earnings: -2.8% The UK population is being killed Source: ONS

“I’m here for my money and my free house. It’s my dream.” Notice the entitlement. MY money and MY free house. So this is your reminder that mass immigration at this scale is impossible without heavy government funding. They are not coming to the West to work. They are coming for the subsidized lifestyle you pay for. Their net contribution is not zero, it is negative. This would never have happened at this level without a massive public trough funding it. Your tax dollars are the incentive. You work hard, the government takes your money, and funnels it to them. You are funding this reality. Take it up with your government. They are the ones confiscating your earnings to incentivize mass immigration.

🚨 I TOLD YOU! I warned you they would try to buy us, and Keir Starmer is absolutely ready to sell. EU officials just leaked that the UK could join a massive 4.6 billion dollar European investment fund this year. But here is the massive catch. The EU admits this will require a literal "treaty change" to officially reverse our Brexit opt out! Brussels is dangling cash to slowly drag us back into their legal and financial orbit, and Starmer is perfectly happy to rewrite our treaties to make it happen. He is reversing the democratic vote piece by piece. Our independence is not for sale! 🇬🇧📉

@KRennicks40 Based on what Burton fans said, I was more than a doubter. Never been happier to be proved wrong

Dear Martin Paterson, I am terribly sorry for writing you off before a ball was kicked this season. Thank you for what was a moment in a season that we’ll take forward with us for life. Name edged into this club’s fine history. 👑 #Notts

Notts County, the first football club to win promotion at Wembley from the fifth, fourth, third and second tiers.

@KRennicks40 Without putting a damper on things, am I the only one who thinks this wouldn't be happening if Roos had remained in goal?

2019 - Relegated from the Football League. 2019 - On the doorstep of liquidation. 2020 - Promotion final defeat at Wembley. 2019-2023 - Non League Football. 2023 - Promotion back to the EFL. 2026 - Promoted back to League One. NOTTS COUNTY ARE BACK. 🖤🤍 #Notts

@GBNEWS Evasion, or not buying because they don't watch the woke crap that they spew out?

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