tender beast mode

hi i’m your best friend Stratus!! -22 -he/him -i love ween and interview with the vampire and marxism and my boyfriend -if you don’t like RPF don’t follow me cuz i post that shit constantly ok that’s all you need to know about me bye

my favorite old men in the entire world 😭😭😭😖😖😖💔💔💔❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺

Give muscle relaxers me give eat muscle relaxers me eat muscle relaxers give me eat muscle relaxers give me you

apparently they were like netflix actors or whatever

my sister was showing me some pictures of some random people and i was like “who are these people” and she said “theyre new and never seen before” and i was like “on earth?” and she got so mad at me

@gabriellebyween what about a 55 year old italian man

I need to go into the city and find a nice young Scottish man

take it with you by cameron winter is literally the saddest song ive heard in my life

@cuomoesta awwwww

@objectbyween yes i think of you as my friend

do any of you have a parasocial relationship with me

@fuckinghamgreen fuck you man

@objectbyween they’re making a nod at your penis because it is microscopic. got em . funny . go get dick get bigger surgery or something. big penis serious

i keep getting ads for a local hospital set to all the small things by blink 182

fat..gay..italian..can’t swim💔 god just be making anybody

@objectbyween crucial squeegie lip mogs that larp shit bruzz 🥀

if your favorite ween album is the mollusk youre a poser if your favorite ween album is quebec youre a poser if your favorite ween album is the pod youre a poser the only real favorite ween album is la cucaracha

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

@hikikogumimori he has to take a viagra first

thinking of jerking off 55 year old deaner

Telling a bald slavic man I got touched inappropriately

Unfinished latte art of barista who died of long covid

@wfl0wrz @spagetspinel :(

@spagetspinel @objectbyween i dont care 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

awww it’s where they took my gallbladder out

@scoochxthomson it’s just kinda scary when he’s always on a boat

@objectbyween Not that uncommon

it’s so crazy to me that dean ween cant swim. how did that happen you bud

@ShinolaVol1 maybe

@objectbyween Is this you

@Dobs407 @RHYMlNSIMON the account it was on was suspended unfortunately

@RHYMlNSIMON every so often I search everywhere for this tweet and can't find it anymore 💔

oomf was ahead of his time when he said that he looked like a beautiful french woman here. they were grilling him evenly on both sides but now everyone would be like YES AND SHES MY WIFE!!!