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@LemayianLeiyan Allan Amollo Odinga😭😭

Allan lost the presidency in Tenri damn!

Reminds me of a certain corporate woman who hired a Taita girl as a House Manager. The house girl would wake up early in the morning, prepare the husband, pack his food, clean up the house while the wife is asleep. Mzee akitoka kazi he would be welcomed kwake, anawekewa towel na maji warm kwa bafu, akimaliza kuoga ivi anapata ashatengenezewa fruit pudding, kumaliza pudding anaoshwa mikono na anakua served dinner alafu anapewa remote so he can watch his favorite show as the wife is sitting on the far right scrolling through Facebook. As we’re talking the man married the Taita girl. I don’t blame the man, I’d still fall for that.

@mfsvlly *ruthlessly

As a nigga in the trenches unakuwanga na limited options za what you can do for women. And it's one option, fuck off their faces. Anything else apart from that is beyond your expertise

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

@Eagern_KE @MuneneInc Bois mbona macho ni yellow uko na hemolysis?

Black on Black…

@baddengineer Tumia hii

Nataka we form group ya world cup or you guys add me 😭 Because at this rate I might only see the last game

When she's on her menstrual cycle, but it's her birthday.

@macrajoan88 Na umena utakula kweli😂

Nothing will ever convince me to eat chicken skin😭😭 ew

@Ibrahkiprotich Let them legalise hizi vitu mahn juu after hapo zinarudi kwa market bigger fish wakikula jasho ya mwingine

For how many years do you think this woman will become a boarder in the mighty Langata Women's Prisons free hostels?

come to think about it, butt injections should be administered with clothes on

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

@macrajoan88 @Khalumba_K Check dm Joan

@ofckim22 @Khalumba_K 😂😂 Na mnaniita sana

But people with the tools are now becoming stingy

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

@macrajoan88 @Khalumba_K Hi Joan 😂😂

@ofckim22 @Khalumba_K Heh 😂😂😂😂

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

The Kenyan music industry is so small, it's a small circle of mutuals. If you're actively in it, you're two people away from doing drugs with your favorite artist.

@Khalumba_K @macrajoan88 Who is the first one (when naming demons don't include the devil)

@macrajoan88 😂😂😂 you're the second biggest liar in the country rn.

@09_gunner @KWSKenya Wewe na Gabriel hamna tofauti

@KWSKenya Don't be silly! That is made with AI. Employ people who went to class and are informed.🙄

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In my mind mi nishamake it Nangoja Life icatchup.