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@LessGrumpy All four of these when Starmer makes a speech.

@oppositejohn Is that 2 things or 1 thing?

I’m thinking of making a coffee and walnut cake.

If push came to shove, who’s the Plantagenet with the best claim to the throne?

@benonwine Deborah Meaden.

Who’s this?

@NormanBrennan Just spotted £1.56 in garage in south Liverpool

5th Increase this week; I’m told within next two weeks it will be £2 a litre; what’s the price in your area now?👇🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

‘When the light hits a certain way.. ‘ #liverpool

🚨NEW: Sir Jim Ratcliffe has backed Conservative plans to scrap net zero taxes in a move that would slash energy bills for households and businesses

And this is why I've always been Team Kemi: she's intelligent, articulate and fierce 💥 puts the actual leader of this country to shame @KemiBadenoch

Dogs bad, Marmite and mustard gone, important people linked to Chinese spies, and looting in Marks and Sparks. In the meantime, the economy's tanking, the Archbish of Canters wears a bra, our navy is three canoes and a coracle, and MP's are obsessed with dancing.

Starmer says Iran war means Britain needs to get closer to the EU.

@GuidoFawkes Cul de sac. No one is asking us or listening

@reporterboy He’s a vacuous fool.

Honestly the PM is selling unicorns this morning. He doesn’t actually have a plan and “it is now clear this war will have an impact here at home” when exactly wasn’t that clear to everybody from the get go?!! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Shamelessly using war in the Gulf to effectively reverse Brexit - just as he always intended. Not even hiding it anymore.

@JohnRentoul Dud.

Invited to choose between US and EU, Starmer says: “I’m not going to choose, but...”

🚨EXC: The captain of one of Britain’s nuclear-armed submarines has stepped back from his role this week after being investigated over his relationship with Joani Reid, the Labour MP whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China as.ft.com/r/dfb74254-809…

Unbelievable. A warship of this size and cost should mount multiple defensive systems - electronic, guns, and missiles. If you skimp on that guess what? The prospect of losing them means you will keep them out of harms way

Starmer’s plan is over. The Chagos Islands are now inhabited and have the right to self-determination. How long before the government accepts the inevitable and backs official resettlement? independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@BoxerLogical Right on cue.

@oppositejohn How about fuck off ??

Clear, strategic thinking & strong leadership on #GMB this morning. #Badenoch #Kemi

@BoxerLogical Let’s try to keep it polite shall we?

@oppositejohn Sit doon daft-arsed Tory