A Pimp Named Slickback

Nuggets for the day: -Change is the only constant. -Growth happens when you step out of your comfort zone. -The art of adaptation is key to survival. - "Change isn't scary, it's opportunity in disguise." -You write your own story, make it worthwhile. Good morning world…

@__khalid101 She nor go born am? God go help the woman wen abort my pikin

If abortion billing hit you, you go first compose. She go first tell you say “I think I’m pregnant” followed by two pictures. One na test strips the other one na lab result. She go con ask you to send money to take care of it and na from 100k e Dey start 😂😂. They no born you well make you no send the money.

@Omakadii @abdusalamishere @Alice_west999 😭😂

@abdusalamishere @Alice_west999 I won't. Deadbeat etiquette.

I'm a running man. If by Allah's doing, I get married to a woman who makes life worse for me, I'd abandon her and the kids. They shall fend for themselves, and the world will carry on. Not to worry, I really do not have a conscience.

@Omakadii @Osondi_Owendilo God abeg😭😂

@Osondi_Owendilo Yes. Two runners make the world a better place.

@doll_lenses @ok6ixx Fb?

@ok6ixx This seem like those stories you find in Quora🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

my dad just told me a story where this guy went out to start his tractor one morning and the battery was gone and someone left a note that said "i feel so bad for taking this bu my car broke down, ill repay you in the future." and a couple weeks later in the mail he got a hand written letter a money order and 2 tickets to the superbowl so the mar took his wife out to the superbowl and when he got home they had stolen EVERYTHING in his house even the ceiling fans and the stove

@ITNonsupport @brockpierson Agreed fren

@brockpierson Any reply is a good reply, I'd say. Means someone took the time to talk, make a joke, or make fun of you. Agreed?

"haha" and "agreed" are the worst replies on 𝕏. AGREED?

@SonOfMeredith @omotoye_og Yktv

@omotoye_og don’t ever do it

What is you take on Long Distance Relationship?

@SonOfMeredith Harry potter

smallville season 1 - 10

@SonOfMeredith Let's grow organically, follow back

almost at 8k followers as long as you want to grow let’s connect verified or not, tap in let’s connect asap

@SonOfMeredith Slow and steady wins the race...

bro to bro: stop overthinking and over analyzing relax you’ve got this!

having sęx is not gonna heal no heartbreak, DRUGS..you gotta do drugs baby

@8faithdestiny8 Fair enough 😅

@original2FA wouldn't expect a pimp like u to understand

every time u show ur boobs a fairy dies

@justjbb_ Iykyk

@original2FA What’s the difference??

I want to make more Igbo friends. I need to learn your cultures. I already love your foods 🥰

@juzt_lizi Good for you

Btw, I’m a h0e.

@rofiatbukola_ NO.

Don’t steal tweets word for word, be creative with it. I’m begging.😭😭

@ItalianFiesta They’ll go to hell for what they’ll do to me😭😭

Lightskin women goin to hell for what they did to me

@_saucy_babygirl Af🤮

Alcohol is horrible.

Armed robbers are so weird man. Why are you beating me because I don't have money?

@ITNonsupport What tickets Ser?

Alright, now that I've trapped 400 of you in my web I need ya'll to start closing these tickets for me so I can take vacation.

Keep walking, we many wen get the night👺