sarah

@ girls who do their full face on the tram, I strive to be you

Doctor Who fans every time the titles roll be like:

The girls that get it GET IT the ones who don’t well you just don’t 😂

me

Hey man do they have any sweet treats at the function or should we pre

reverse cowgirl or something, idk im a virgin

i resonate with jane austen’s characters a lot because i, too, will stare at you intently across the room and not say a single word then go home and yearn

god made men and sent ryan gosling as an apology

To this day please don’t ask me about math. I’ve moved on

I just impulse bought this within two seconds of seeing it oh my god

DOES THE PROCESS KNOW THAT WE ARE TRUSTING IT???????

my brain at 3am:

I am so exhausted

People with childlike excitement, I hope you never lose your sparkle.

applying blush is a literal sacred moment in makeup routines, its like the cherry on top, a sprinkle of love

LOOK CLOSER AT THE DRESS I IMPLORE YOU TO ZOOM IN ON THE FUCKING DRESS

Mr. Darcy getting ready to insult elizabeth’s entire bloodline because he thinks she’s cute