Banquo's Ghost

@TwinkTheory why are they talking like that

This is what high school was like in 2004

@StefanMolyneux There's where you're wrong, women were the strongest cohort of converts from the earliest times

Please help me understand why Christianity started off so masculine, and ended up so unbearably feminized

@QuintusCurtius he was a pro wrestler too and went by the nickname "The Body" then as the governor he said he wanted tone called "The Mind"

Jesse Ventura, as a UDT team member in Vietnam, in his role as Blaine in the movie "Predator" (1987), and as governor of Minnesota.

@Aella_Girl or, dead inside

In my data, the women who most enjoy casual sex/sex work, tended to have lower neuroticism, fewer mental illnesses, and more secure attachment styles. Basically: It's easier to succeed as a slut if you're mentally healthy!

@MaxMiller8841 @DurhamWASP no, and don't call me shirley

@ownharvest @DurhamWASP You're trolling, surely

When Evelyn Waugh was asked by Nancy Mitford how he managed his fan mail, he replied…

@TaighAnDroma @DurhamWASP wat

@ownharvest @DurhamWASP His first wife cheated on him. On their honeymoon I think.

@greilsarriskirk @DurhamWASP no, really?

@ownharvest @DurhamWASP If they were "very impudent" one suspects there were amorous expressions within which a husband might wish to know about.

@bouguereau_stan @DurhamWASP I hope you get jungle rot on your dick

@ownharvest @DurhamWASP I hope you get a splinter under your nail

Regular reminder that this happened:

@DeBallsac @turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl Sure but if she did then her income stream takes on a negative slope PDQ

@turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl @ownharvest Well, she could easily turn them down and still have an income stream -- so not really her 'boss'.

it's not sexy when a man has a boss

@Michael_Druggan @turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl No sir. I have my own business myself. And I went in thinking, "Now I'm my own boss!" Wrong. Customer service is everything. And that means total dedication to following orders. Without that, there's nothing.

@turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl @ownharvest Those are her clients not her bosses. It's a different relationship even if it has some similarities.

@turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl 🎯

@Aella_Girl @ownharvest What about the guys who give you money to have sex with you and follow their instructions

@Aella_Girl Of course you do. Your readers and your customers. And you serve them all day long. Stop fooling yourself.

@ownharvest i don't

@datingbyblaine Are you trying to get coffee-date discourse going again or what

Overheard 20 seconds of a first date at my coffee shop this morning: Man: I hate how hot Austin gets in the summer. You can’t do anything. Woman: it’s hot, but it’s not all bad. What about Barton Springs? Man: that’s fun for 60 minutes, then what do you do the rest of the day? Woman: well, would you live someplace else? Man: I could never do New York because it’s too cold in the winter, and LA is too spread out… 0% chance Mr. Negative gets a second date 🤢

@spacepunk The first rule is, do not talk to any person with the job title, Therapist, Analyst, Psychoanalyst, Psychiatrist, Psychologist, LCSW, Social Worker. And most especially do not take the drugs they're always pushing.

@lichthauch very wise

The only advice i would give a son is the world hates you until you become useful. then it pretends it never hated you, and you must remember that it did, or you will start believing the love is real. and that is how they tame you

@TheStingisBack Jenny Agutter was also great in An American Werewolf In London (1981). In which she also spends time in the nude.

Happy Birthday, Michael York. Logan’s Run (1976) was a PG, and it might be the sexiest sci‑fi ever: a Tinder-like app that beams in dates, aphrodisiacs on tap, Farrah Fawcett as a flirtatious nurse, and Jenny Agutter spends half the film semi-naked, wet, or both.