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@ATLairport No clearance Clarence?

We’re not waiting for clearance… we are the clearance.

Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.

@TankerTrackers @LimitlesCobz I love how this account constantly calls out other accounts for posting nonsense ang gibberish.

@LimitlesCobz That is not what either oil terminal looks like on satellite imagery.

I have a friend who works in oil shipping logistics in the Baltic region. He told me yesterday: "We've never seen anything like this. Three strikes on the same terminal in seven days. Buyers are panicking. Tankers are sitting empty. Nobody knows when loadings resume." That's when I knew the headlines weren't telling the full story. Here's what you need to understand: → Ukraine hit Ust-Luga — Russia's 2nd largest oil export terminal — for the THIRD TIME this week → 700,000 barrels per day capacity — OFFLINE → Primorsk — Russia's LARGEST terminal — also suspended loadings → Combined: 40% of Russia's total oil export capacity GONE → Repair timeline: 18 to 24 MONTHS. Not weeks. Not months. YEARS. → Russia was making $270,000,000 PER DAY from oil exports — that money funds every missile hitting Ukraine → India gets 80% of its Russian crude from these two ports — global ripple effect is ALREADY starting Three days ago Russia dropped its budget cut plans because the money was pouring in. Today the ports that generate that money are on fire. 400 drones. That's all it took to cripple 40% of a superpower's oil exports. Most people won't see this. RT to change that. 🔥

@IAmSteveHarvey Don't ride with Tiger.

What’s something you had to learn on your own?

@TheBabylonBee Pure gold.

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service buff.ly/zdXuxjW

@ArashMarkazi There's a sucker born every minute...

Dodgers season ticket holders Chad Smith and Jocelyn Rodriguez just bought two of the Ohtani collective cups at Dodger Stadium that can be refilled for $151.43. They only filled one up with Coke Zero. He says it’s the most money he has ever paid for soda. 😀

@dhh Interesting config. I wonder if kernel updates will make even better use of the low power efficient cores...

@p4panic I've been testing the X358H with 16 cores.

Panther Lake efficiency on Linux is unbelievably good. Commonly seeing just 3w draw on this new machine I'm testing with an IPS panel on basic typing. And an estimated 16 hours in mixed use with this 74wh battery. Intel really delivered this round!

IMDB season by season episode ratings.

Welcome to #BravesVision, @fuboTV customers!

@GAFollowers Niche is highly recommended by Deez

Atlantic Station was ranked #1 by Niche as the best place to live in the U.S. It is a walkable, mixed-use neighborhood with shops, restaurants, parks, and apartments, though living costs are higher and opinions among locals are mixed.

@GAFollowers I got your Niche right her MF

@TheBatteryMayor I left Xfinity because of the fiasco last season. They fumbled that situation bad.

You would think this would be an easy #BravesVision carrier to announce 🤷‍♂️

@CNviolations Marketing departments have to justify their bonuses each year with this nonsense.

It's all a scam

@KevinKeneely1 I get it. Still need pitching though...

lmao thank god the Braves didn’t sign a starting pitcher this offseason

'Rolling 60s' gang member shoots himself in the chest while flexing his gun

@buperac Tell me you failed high school physics without telling me you failed high school physics.

So you mean to tell me, an airplane can go right through the World Trade Center that had steel structure beams of 4 inch plate every 40” using 12 different grades of steel with a yield strength of 100,000 psi but if the same plane were to run into a firetruck on a runway the plane is completely destroyed. Got it!

@ATLairport No thanks, I'll drive.

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