jordan (santos girlmom)
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jordan (santos girlmom)
@paranoid_pascal
little lesbian intern. any pronouns. love smosh, the pitt, and anything lesbian

I need everyone crying about Mel being asexual to list 3 autistic characters in the last decade that are asexual

Santos tells Garcia the problem is stealing medication because Garcia already knows langdon stole medication. Santos telling Whitaker that the problem is his behavior is because Whitaker doesn’t know Langdon was stealing medication. She said three people knew do the math.



i absolutely love how deeply taylor dearden does not fuck with kingdon as a ship. it’s so funny

a well placed "ya mama" will literally send someone into a blind rage its the funniest thing ever

“Someone was mean to me the first day I met them so I think they’re bad FOREVER and everyone else MUST hate them even if they know more about that person and have known him YEARS!” Like girl, if people went off their first impression of YOU what do you think would happen? 🙄















