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@parnspiger

what brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; how come you’re here? #mffl #OTSTN

Dallas, TX เข้าร่วม Ocak 2013
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Shepherd: Any last words Soap: Mmmm whatcha say
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Aelfred The Great
Aelfred The Great@aelfred_D·
“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”
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Zanzibar - Halo 3
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Christopher Powers
Christopher Powers@CPowers14·
Incredible things are happening on Tik Tok
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Michael S. Kim
Michael S. Kim@Mike_kim714·
Story thx to Aaron Flener: A player was playing the 4th hole at the Farmers, and hit it left into the hazard. On the next hole (player in bathroom), his caddie pulls out his phone and shows the rest of the group a map of the US, and says “He had the ENTIRE UNITED STATES to the right and my guy hits it into the Pacific Ocean.” 😂 😂
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Pete Hailey
Pete Hailey@PeteHaileyNBCS·
Ohhhhh I’m Ludvig Aberg. I hit the ball a mile and a half. I have perfect skin and a perfect swing. My teeth could blind you every time I smile. I just made multiple millions of dollars for winning a golf tournament. Everything I wear fits me extremely well. Ohhhhhhh
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DrewFrog
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the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat
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The CostCo Guys being on Jimmy Fallon is the surest sign of Late Stage Capitalism
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The Notorious J.O.V.
The Notorious J.O.V.@whotfisjovana·
transcending time
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IcyVert
IcyVert@IcyVert·
dudes with a 1.4 GPA when it’s time to do a cod zombies easter egg
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L’Apey
L’Apey@ouiouiapey·
I’m literally so sick of this guy
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Matthew Dominick
Matthew Dominick@dominickmatthew·
Timelapse flying by Hurricane Milton about 2 hours ago. 1/6400 sec exposure, 14mm, ISO 500, 0.5 sec interval, 30fps
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Hunting and gathering today (driving to chipotle and bringing it back to my desk)
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andy from 5 to 7
andy from 5 to 7@ChampagneAnyone·
how is she getting all these guests??
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Ordered a half order of nachos and they only brought 3. A half order should be at least 6. Right?
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