lex ✨| please god shut me up

@molarsweet i opened this up and immediately started cackling at “Drag Show watch parties”. he would be oblivious.

I'm going to CRY archiveofourown.org/works/79528836…

imagine how ilya felt having the prettiest boy in the NHL all to himself & realizing he has the tightest virgin hole he ever felt & sweetest whimpers & comes all over the sheets without him touching his dick

Happy Easter!

i want to take her home with me

taking my nephew to the new mario movie

ya boy shaved off half of one eyebrow by accident trying to get ready for a party tonight

so there’s this yorgos lanthimos movie starring rachel weisz emma stone and olivia colman

Sandra Hüller says she drew inspiration from Dana Scully of The X-Files to portray Eva Stratt in Project Hail Mary. “Gillian Anderson did such incredible work with her. I think she’s the first female scientist in a leading role on TV — she set a lot of standards with that work. I found it, when I was younger, very inspiring and motivating, encouraging to [see a woman] do these jobs. My child is a big fan, so she even works for younger generations, still.”

idk why i keep wearing all black when all 3 of my cats have a white undercoat

Me: Is giving a blowjob feminist or anti-feminist? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

The real lesson should be that people want new stories with great characters and hope. We want to feel something.

i love going to da movies :)

PROJECT HAIL MARY WASSO GOOOOOOOKD

this is shane hollander to me

Happens sometimes #steddie

Did Icarus have his dick out while he was plummeting towards the sea? Feel like it changes the mental image for me. I feel like a little toga or whatever the fuck would’ve just flown off. Just embarrassing. Whole dick out and worse than that his hubris

india just passed an anti trans bill, trans people were banned from the olympics, and a black trans woman was just murdered in the united states and people somehow care more about promoting their wizard show that is directly funding transphobes to kill us and take our rights away

stobin in one car. steve is the one driving and robin always gets shotgun. this is fine and normal and all until steve says, “i actually can't see very well but robin looks out at the road for me :)” and robin says, “i'm like his eyes :D” evidently, this is not how driving works.

😭