The Xena You Know...

hey i'm xena (or alex) i'm a trans lesbian born 1998. -i don't want any minors here so put ur age somewhere or get blocked. mature content and themes lie ahead -i am a furry -YES i smoke weed -gamer -i complain here sometimes thank u for reading

playing returnal again but on my pc this time and damn it's so good

SISKEL: What does that purple rabbit even have to be sad about? EBERT: He's going through an awful lot, Gene. Hes seen things. SISKEL: Be serious.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.

なでなで

Telling a bald slavic man I got touched inappropriately

JUST GOT MY BOY FRAMED… YES I OWN THE ORIGINAL DRAWING OF SPONGEBOB RIPPING HIS PANTS… NONE OF Y’ALL FW THE BOB LIKE ME ‼️‼️🔥

How it feels just talking about stuff when you’re on a site designed to ragebait you

i think i've finally found the most "fake game they play in a movie" of all time

Good person

POV: you watch The Backrooms on a totally legal website and this chud keeps walking across the screen

A big problem that American oystercatchers face is that they are born without any accessories or jewelry, so this morning I helped get some of these babies dripped out for summer in tasteful orange anklets

a toothpick changes everything

quick milk break

Do you think you could forcefemme someone with a jedi mind trick?

Clavicular in 2040:

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

you have to go as fast as you can

#ディスコ元年

discussing disco Elysium is weird cuz you'll make an argument but someone brings up a line from game that completely disproves it but you never saw it because you didn't do the "ultra racist homosexual"-playthrough or some other bullshit