𝗠𝗨𝗙𝗔𝗦𝗔𓃵

msee akikufollow we follow back wacha kujifanya celeb apa nkt😂

back in the days pale shags ulikua unatoka shule umekuja lunch unapata hata hakujapikwa inabidi umekunywa busaa jug mbili ishikilie tumbo

Tumetuma last born wetu bulb tukampea 50bob abuy bulb ya 40 alafu 10 akule KDF, sasa amerudi alikula KDF yake na change ya 40kwa mkono ati ameambiwa bulb ni 50😅💀

The only women allowed to talk to me about money are prostitutes.

A man somewhere has your girl's nudes on his phone. (She sent it to him in the past).

@LadyKatln just in case; +254701469695...we might cook sumn out

@pgx3yy 😭😭😭

Nimegongewa ama nimuamini tu😭💀

@ThyMalcolms @uujiroooo namna gani uku

@pgx3yy @uujiroooo Buanaa 🚮

sina pesa jameni I'm just faking it like the rest of y'all brokies...msiache kuniita tajiri though

@lagattke finya jomba

follow me for quick follow back ⭐

Acha niingie ni unfollow hao wasee nilifollow wakakataa kufollow back.

@mnderitu_ pal👊🏿

@pgx3yy pia huku jomba.

@IgnatiousMuga nayo nayo dosi👊🏿

@pgx3yy Oyaa tajiri, Guza

@exceleunnah254 mawe...ni mbaaaya

@pgx3yy Weka

The older I get, the more I see why God wants us to depend on Him first. Humans will disappoint you every time.

She knows you love her, she really does, but you're not the guy she wants

Being broke & not expecting money from anywhere is the darkest place a man can be.

Me texting "yoooo" after declining the call>>>>😂💀

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa." Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

Hakuna combination ilikuwa noma kama backbencher chepe mwenye ni joker.

Nikiona tu dem ameingia game yetu ya pool najitoa tu, juu kila boy atakuwa anacheza kuimpress huyo dem na it can even end na some fights if simps are involved