PhatOnions

Tommy makes love to black and white shoe #animals #funny #turtle #tortoise #tortuga #tartaruga #tortue #phatonions #pet #shoes #tiktok

Tommy V. Mazes part 1

@CallofDuty please just fix your game, had two games of zombies tonight and due to a crash and a bug I have lost all my stuff! You nerf the xp grind so players can’t have fun will you ever just listen to your community?!!!

Them nerfing exfils may be the worst thing they’ve done since removing slide cancelling - game’s just not fun anymore, well done @SHGames @Treyarch @Activision @RavenSoftware

@mybrainmelted @JUSTcatmeme This is wrong, I know because the turtle in the video is my turtle…

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHY?!

Tommy V. Black & white shoes compilation

I was trying to clear out the shed, but Tommy found his new soulmate

I’ve just seen online there’s so many articles based on my videos, explaining why tortoises attack the colour black, saying it’s because they think black is a predator. That’s definitely not the reason Tommy attacks shoes…

@inkblotistan @SpergNihilist @JUSTcatmeme @DisertoreAvanti Hi 🐢

@SpergNihilist @JUSTcatmeme @DisertoreAvanti This legendary tortoise is notorious for his views on blak shoe, his name Tommy, this his account... @phatonions

I need an explanation of why

@total_karen @JUSTcatmeme Unfortunately that article was made when Tommy first went viral and is not the reason he attacks dark colours!

@JUSTcatmeme He’s fighting the super predators.

@JUSTcatmeme This is Tommy Shelby my tortoise!

Tommy V. Tape compilation

Tommy V. My head (AGAIN!) #animal #funny #animals #pet #tortoise #tortuga #tortue #tartaruga #tommyshellby #phatonions #turtle #black #white #shoe

Tommy makes love to purple boot #funny #meme #turtle #tortoise #tiktok #reels #shorts

Who said filming animals was easy? #turtle #tortoise #tortuga #tartaruga #tortue #funny #meme #black #white #shoes #pets #animals #reptile

@XiCurtisiX I heard it’s a you problem

Warzone 2 is possibly the worst BR i have ever had the misfortune of playing.

Tommy’s love of shoes compilation (Disclaimer: Tommy was not hurt in the making of this) #meme #funny #tortoise #turtle #tortuga #tortue #tartaruga #viral #fyp #animal #pet #reptile

Tommy’s glow up 🧼

Tommy has finally emerged from his burrow - he may need a clean 🧼 🐢

Tommy is still hibernating but should be out within the next weeks, I’ll be keeping an eye out for him! 🐢