sophie, allegedlie

@hiimchiralkthx thank u for laughing /gen

@phiafacetious LMAO

two systems walk into a bar

just read the phrase “a sub from wawa” in this book EXCUSE ME???? A SUB??????

there should be a rule that you can't be nominated in both categories, or at least a sort of gentleman's understanding that you shouldn't, but whoever makes the next proverbial LOTR would destroy that, so idrk

i think the ac*demy should split visual effects into digital effects and practical effects. more technical recognition is good, more ground for genre film wins is good, and it's an optimal chance for steven spielberg to wax nostagically about film history on the broadcast

Who cares if you’re running out of firsts. I’ve had ice cream hundreds of times and it’s great every time

i don't and then i get a tattoo and then i don't and then i get a tattoo and then i don't and then i g

idk how other ppl do it but personally i just have adapted to being chronically touched starved , u grow numb to it after long enough bc its normal

so apparently when you block enough advertisers on here, it starts showing you ads from accounts you've already blocked

@palfriendpatine it's so easy all you have to do is call them boys and phrase what you need them to do as something they can help you with. helps significantly if they're tipsy and/or culturally catholic

@phiafacetious incredible power you wield

it's absolutely true i can't tell you the number of times when i worked at the pub i was able to get a group of rowdy tipsy men to settle down and line up to with me to tab out simply by addressing them as "boys"

one of my finest moments was having an entire irish hurling team post-match wrapped around my little finger taking their turns to order pint after pint

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

i think i have another headmate ~perchance~ but my denial is getting triggered just thinking about her. yay

I’m gonna be sick. 16oz of cottage cheese in the arizona summer may as well be a chemical weapon

i stayed until the very end of the credits so i could hear the film snap off the wheel... cinema...

saw the matrix on 35mm tonight... my first time watching it too... incredible

I wasn’t raised by weak women. Mentally unstable? Yes. Weak? Absolutely not.

we also need more people to care about trees

If you are transgender and live in Tennessee use the replies of this tweet to link your pay apps and GFMs. we need to relocate as many people as possible to safety immediately.